Craner are you smoking fags tonight?

[Mr. Tea]

luke smokes mine after 5 pints

A fellow tobacco parasite!

 

[luka]

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smuggled from el salvador? under the counter from a brooklyn bodega?

 

[luka]

luke smokes mine after 5 pints

true

 

[thirdform]

Luke do you forget you cum when you are wanking?

 

[thirdform]

it's an intriguing feeling.

 

[luka]

is that a trick question

 

[thirdform]

is that a trick question

No I'm for real. I just had a wank and I came but I was still jerking away and then suddenly I realised my hands had gotten all sticky. But I guess wanking 10500 times a week numbs you to it.

 

[luka]

im more goal orientated than you

 

[woops]

@thirdform live blogging instead of @stan

 

[thirdform]

im more goal orientated than you

Don't go all #nofap on us, that's spendys puritanism.

 

[luka]

Gus actually I have information, is a chronic obsessive masturbator, but he feels a crippling degree of shame about it cos of hes Amish upbringing. thats why i never tease him about it.

 

[woops]

Don't go all #nofap on us, that's spendys puritanism.

goal orientation, is the opposite of that hashtag, where autostimulation = climax

 

[thirdform]

goal orientation, is the opposite of that hashtag, where autostimulation = climax

Oh yeah I tried them. sadly I just laugh at the silly asmr voices. they would work well in bartys music though.

 

[woops]

i have 7 ashtray's, a Ricard one, one made of slate, the whistling oyster, and 4 boring ones.

 

[woops]

in other words one for each room in the house and 3 spares.

 

[luka]

i have 7 ashtray's, a Ricard one, one made of slate, the whistling oyster, and 4 boring ones.

i just ash on the table or floor and feel depressed in the morning.

 

[thirdform]

i have 7 ashtray's, a Ricard one, one made of slate, the whistling oyster, and 4 boring ones.

tbf I'm feeling very 90s uni student rock bar tonight. link me a good post-rock album that will make me a sad whiteboy for an hour. gotta go there sometimes!

 

[luka]

or in my drink then accidentally drink it and its like drinking mud

 

[woops]

i just ash on the table or floor and feel depressed in the morning.

...or use an ashtray and STILL feel depressed in the morning!!

 

[luka]

tbf I'm feeling very 90s uni student rock bar tonight. link me a good post-rock album that will make me a sad whiteboy for an hour. gotta go there sometimes!

check woebots top 100. btw Jim said woebot has Delta so pray for Matt