The Great North Dissensus Pub Session

[sus]

Poetix is a real bull I bet

The bull whose semen is worth $3,000

Yuvraj's name is known across India - people come from all over the country to see the buffalo, and his semen has earned his owner a tidy sum.

www.bbc.com

 

[luka]

Poetix do you "come in cups"?

Gus has just provided a sperm sample to a single lady he knows. She is going to sort of insert it inside herself to try and get pregnant. This is what he is referring to here. I think it was a bad idea but hopefully it won't work anyway, for his sake

 

[poetix]

Poetix do you "come in cups"?

that’s not how procreation works

 

[sus]

That was secret hence why I sent it in DMs Luka, we can't discuss this in public!

 

[woops]

That was secret hence why I sent it in DMs Luka, we can't discuss this in public!

luke is not known for his grasp of confidentiality

 

[craner]

If this pub session doesn’t happen soon the London-Wales axis will carpet bomb The North with napalm

 

[woops]

If this pub session doesn’t happen soon the London-Wales axis will carpet bomb The North with napalm

just do it anyway

 

[version]

Gus has just provided a sperm sample to a single lady he knows.

"His spunk smells like yours, American, and there’s a shine in his eye that’s halfway hopeful."

 

[IdleRich]

Gus has just provided a sperm sample to a single lady he knows. She is going to sort of insert it inside herself to try and get pregnant. This is what he is referring to here. I think it was a bad idea but hopefully it won't work anyway, for his sake

That does indeed sound like a very bad idea.
Last time I went to the doctor she actually said that I would have to completely stop masturbating... I asked her why and she said "cos I'm trying to examine you".

 

[IdleRich]

Sorry about that, I'm really fucked.

 

[IdleRich]

I'm not sure it's a good enough excuse though

 

[Slothrop]

What's Sheffield like these days, anyway? We're thinking of moving there because we've both got better working from home options now and we like the idea of living somewhere less expensive and less flat than Cambridgeshire.

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[Mr. Tea]

What's Sheffield like these days, anyway? We're thinking of moving there because we've both got better working from home options now and we like the idea of living somewhere less expensive and less flat than Cambridgeshire.

Well the good news is that that criterion gives you virtually the entire world except the Netherlands.

 

[luka]

feel like some of us lot should go and have a piss up in the north before the northerners sort their up north piss up out

 

[catalog]

Wht say you @william_kent @vimothy sandbar Friday 17th may 6pm see you there

 

[william_kent]

Wht say you @william_kent @vimothy sandbar Friday 17th may 6pm see you there

totally up for it!

it's been a year?

 

[catalog]

Yes probably. If I bring my tarot deck will you do me a reading?

 

[william_kent]

Yes probably. If I bring my tarot deck will you do me a reading?

and reveal ( edit: ME ) as a faker and a chancer?

 

[catalog]

Er yeah if that's what happens? I don't think I've ever done tarot