Gun Tunes

[IdleRich]

I bet he wasn't so keen when he got shot dead by one...

His last words were "Cool - good shot"

 

[IdleRich]

What even is a gun ark?

A boat built by religious conservatives to protect their guns from a deluge of satanic anti-firearm laws.

 

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[RWY]

 

[luka]

Yes, it's 'I Gave You Power' on the It Was Written album - the lyrics are great; I used them once in an English lesson on personification.

its ripped off of this better, earlier tune though

 

[luka]

this is probably my favourite becasue of the relish with which MOP go 'GUNNZ' its more than sexual

 

[Corpsey]

@version

 

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[Corpsey]

 

[Corpsey]

🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅

 

[william_kent]

ok, here's my joke entry - one for our cousins across the ocean



Pinkard and Bowden - Guns Made America Great

 

[Corpsey]

I've never really listened to country but that sort of song is presumably what they're parodying here



"Some folks wear their hats way off to the side
With their pants down low and a gun tucked inside..."

 

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[william_kent]

Ennio Morricone - Le pistole non discutono

( variously translated as "Guns don't argue" or "bullets don't argue" )

 

[line b]

Ive been listening to that lightning hopkins tune a bit recently as it turns out. mad how many blues songs are about shooting a woman with a gun

 

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[Corpsey]

Yuh roll wid Jesus Christ?
Me have 24 disciple:
Tech, Ruger, Luger, Brico, Beretta, Calico, Smith & Wesson, Heckler & Koch, Ingram, 14, M16, plus mi Lawson
Run go inna di church mek mi shoot you and di parson

 

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