Was originally going to call this "linehan's army" but figured the fucker's mad enough to sue me...
Every fascist loves a woman
you need something to come home to
I would interpose my body
I would intercept an Exocet for you
I’m a rock, a strong defender
I’m the greatest since Alexander
Gonna crack, gonna go on a bender
Gonna break so hard I’m unmendable
She’s a woman, don’t correct her
She’s a woman, I know cos I checked her
Big gametes, large like I like them
My attentions, I know she invites them
I may be small, but baby I’m motile
IQ in the ninety-fifth percentile
That’s how you know I’ll never be owned
Maybe that’s why I’m forever alone
I’ll be Sporus, you be Nero
Every fascist needs a hero
I’m a man, going my own way
I’m a man, I’m a lover of the grave
I’m a lover of the grave
I’m so big and I’m so brave
Won’t you make me, make me your slave
I’m a lover of the grave