EXTRACTOR FAN MEETS HECTOR THE VECTOR

[wektor]

 

[luka]

thats goood that

 

[luka]

how was the sesh lads?

 

[wektor]

how was the sesh lads?

we were coming up with some rather interesting implementations of drum sequencing using quantum computers

 

[woops]

we will now begin arranging longer pieces while hektor the @wektor, aka the human sine wave, embarks on a 3 week tour of eastern europe. here we are paying our respects tonight to one of the forum founders at goldsmith college #deathtoamerica

 

[wektor]

I am pleased to say this project has begun its scientific research stage

 

[woops]

science meets aesthetics uptown

 

[wektor]

unfortunately I have to say that the upcoming Death to America release has been postponed until further notice due to woops' attempted heist of a souvenir candy shop in South Bank, West End. His failed attempt is said to mark the finish of a drug bender which has lasted for the past two weeks.
man being off his nut does seem a certainty, as the reports claim woops has stormed into the store which specialises in importing american sweets and snacks wearing a dressing gown with a belt missing and slippers.

 

[wektor]

Recordings show woops wrestling the turkish shop owner with what sounds like Hannah Diamond - Love Goes On playing from the shop's PA system.
Woops made a run for the riverbank afterwards, jumped into the water head first, and so he disappeared in the waves of Thames leaving not a trace but his glasses on the nearby bench, as well as a crowd of shocked tourists, which consisted of many families with children.
The psychological climate of London's most popular tourist spot will surely not be left unaffected.

 

[luka]

he has actually surfaced finally. he sent me a text today.

 

[sufi]

he has actually surfaced finally. he sent me a text today.

i heard there was no dressing gown at all

 

[Leo]

the store which specialises in importing american sweets

fake news. how would a store survive selling American sweets, our chocolate tastes like earwax (I'm told).

 

[IdleRich]

Tantalising little snippet there... the teeniest little hint to whet the appetite. It felt as though I was just tucking into a delicious meal and, as I put the first forkful to my mouth, it was dashed from my hand, so that only the tiniest of unsatisfying morsels passed my lips and I was left with a raging, ravening hunger for more.

 

[luka]

theres been a recent, i mean over the last year, mega-growth in american sweet shops. there are now two facing each other
in Greenwich. they never hve any customers so im not sure what the explanation is.

 

[wektor]

theres been a recent, i mean over the last year, mega-growth in american sweet shops. there are now two facing each other
in Greenwich. they never hve any customers so im not sure what the explanation is.

money laundering

 

[william_kent]

money laundering

it'll be the same with the "American Diners" - there are at two that I have seen in Manchester but I have never witnessed any customers in either of them

 

[IdleRich]

theres been a recent, i mean over the last year, mega-growth in american sweet shops. there are now two facing each other
in Greenwich. they never hve any customers so im not sure what the explanation is.

Is this some variation on the joke about the dyslexic pimp buying a warehouse?

 

[wektor]

Is this some variation on the joke about the dyslexic pimp buying a warehouse?

as in, the DNA Lounge?

 

[IdleRich]

I mean maybe they meant to buy an American sweat shop rather than a sweet shop as that is surely more profitable, just as the pimp in the old joke mistakenly bought a warehouse instead of a whorehouse.

 

[woops]

bad news lads, after some weeks of adventures we were planning to reconvene this week

but while hektor, the human sine wave, was recently EQing a recording we made last year, the sound produced destroyed not only his speakers, but also the mixer and his laptop, and injured his ears

we will be back in action when he's had a chance to resolve these temporary setbacks.