Middle age matesmanship and the pit


Cat Malogen
My sister just dumped her man of 15 years, absolute nightmare

I quite like the bloke but he’s pining way too much. People don’t understand maybe someone just needs time to think, uncrowded, to work out where their heart really is. He’s phoned 20 times today, crying, blubbing about holidays I couldnt quite remember, “wasn’t all bad was it?“. I dunno mate, you passed out once too often by the sounds of it

Tried Alton Ellis. “Oh man she loves that one”. No she doesn’t, you’re drunk again. Some people don’t see it coming, the Dear John, yet many do with time’s hindsight. Calling in reinforcements, got all the kids here watching Star Wars at 11pm because of the furore. Had to be a Monday ….