It’s all the boozy cake the winter in a winter brings too, stodgy indigestion fodder best avoided. I like a mince pie, not a puritan, brandy cream, one is enough though. Savour it. Christmas pudding is pukeville, Christmas cake even worse. They used to come from every cunt’s Nan or auntie, spew making creations
Thirst level = don’t think we are incapable of waiting you out cunt, mmmmm tank a bottle of J Walker Black, that’s an underrated drink, go on, go to Tesco, red white and blue store, no-one will look at you weird when the trolleys clinks past full of scotch, brandy and bourbon, fuck em whose business is it anyway, pick up the keys vroomvroom
It’s ok, passing now