Bitchin Images

[version]

 

[william_kent]

 

[linebaugh]

kent how did you get so good at this?

 

[william_kent]

classic 80's "video nasty" - 'Nam vet takes out the "chicken hawks" with a flamethrower

 

[william_kent]

such a poor excuse of a film

edit: they manage to cram in a couple of references to proper blockbusters, but fail to deliver on every count; exploitation at it's finest

 

[Mr. Tea]

typical Saturday night in Manchester, UK

Not to be confused with Manchester, NE - a quiet agricultural community of 300 church-going souls (probably).

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

There is a veritable goldmine of bitchin' images available to anyone who cares to do a Google image search for "ninjasploitation":

ninjasploitation - Google Search

E.g.

 

[catalog]

is this bitchin?

from cf paper rad guy

 

[Mr. Tea]

is this bitchin?

from cf paper rad guy

Much too arty to be bitchin', for my money.

 

[version]

Yeah, I like it but it's not "bitchin'". A bitchin' image is a garish presentation of fire, guns, skulls etc. The kind of thing you can imagine a certain kind of American man making this face to.

 

[version]

Snakes, monster trucks, rocket launchers, demons.

 

[Mr. Tea]

People who only drink either Jack Daniels or Monster Energy.

 

[Leo]

Strange American Things

 

[Mr. Tea]

I found this by googling "guy fieri bad shirt":

Guy Fieri Hates the One Thing You Most Associate with Guy Fieri

It is not, in Fieri-speak, "Money"

www.gq.com

 

[catalog]

Not a situation I can understand very well, wvidently

 

[version]

 

[Mr. Tea]

"Bitchin' images", as conceived of in this thread, strike me as being culturally very white. Would the black analogue therefore be something like late-90s Cash Money album covers?

(etc.)

 

[Leo]

what would DALL E 2 say?

 

[IdleRich]

Padme is the only one that's bitching, I agree. Should I delete the others?

Please don't delete, I'm completely at sea here so any clearly marked erroneous images will be very handy, sort of like a lighthouse placed on the non-rockin rocks to help me navigate away from them, through the narrow straits of cool between the shallows of sadness, past the whirlpool of good taste and finally into the calm harbour of utterly bitchin' where I can safely drop anchor.