A sad story of record companies lack of faith in a Southern rawk band's value
first album: yeah, let's commission Frank Frazetta!
yeah, let's get Frank to do it again!
hmmm... sorry lads, we can't afford Frank, but Boris Vallejo is sort of similar:
whoah - "hyper-masculine"! Maybe proves a point
@Mr. Tea was making? - but, lizard emerging from crotch, axe shaft twisted thru sheer strength, can't be teh gh**, no way - #spartan
oh oh..sales are down.. look lads, Ezra tucker is sort of similar, and a bit cheaper:
sorry, not renewing contract!
Can just about afford a sub-par Ezra Tucker cover for the album with new record company:
sorry guys, sales are pitiful, terminating contract..
new deal, different company, can't afford Ezra, but this guy has done some covers for a Brit band called Saxon, we've heard good things:
sorry lads, you're consigned to the bargain bins....