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william_kent

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A sad story of record companies lack of faith in a Southern rawk band's value

first album: yeah, let's commission Frank Frazetta!

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yeah, let's get Frank to do it again!

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hmmm... sorry lads, we can't afford Frank, but Boris Vallejo is sort of similar:

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whoah - "hyper-masculine"! Maybe proves a point @Mr. Tea was making? - but, lizard emerging from crotch, axe shaft twisted thru sheer strength, can't be teh gh**, no way - #spartan

oh oh..sales are down.. look lads, Ezra tucker is sort of similar, and a bit cheaper:

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sorry, not renewing contract!

Can just about afford a sub-par Ezra Tucker cover for the album with new record company:

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sorry guys, sales are pitiful, terminating contract..


new deal, different company, can't afford Ezra, but this guy has done some covers for a Brit band called Saxon, we've heard good things:

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sorry lads, you're consigned to the bargain bins....
 
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yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
the most bitching painting from dissensus' most brilliant painter

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william_kent

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from 'The night parade of a 100 demons"

According to another account in the Shūgaishō (拾芥抄), a medieval Japanese encyclopedia, the only way to be kept safe from the night parade if it were to come by your house is to stay inside on the specific nights associated with the Chinese zodiac or to chant the magic spell: "KA-TA-SHI-HA-YA, E-KA-SE-NI-KU-RI-NI, TA-ME-RU-SA-KE, TE-E-HI, A-SHI-E-HI, WA-RE-SHI-KO-NI-KE-RI" (カタシハヤ, エカセニクリニ, タメルサケ, テエヒ, アシエヒ, ワレシコニケリ)

KA-TA-SHI-HA-YA, E-KA-SE-NI-KU-RI-NI, TA-ME-RU-SA-KE, TE-E-HI, A-SHI-E-HI, WA-RE-SHI-KO-NI-KE-RI
 
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