poo of the day

[luka]

obviously you may well do more than one in day but choose the best one to write up.

 

[luka]

a counterpart to and logical consequence of the dinner of the day thread

 

[luka]

sometimes you do one and the phrase, rich, alluvial soils pops into your head doesnt it

 

[luka]

@nebbesh have you had a bowel movement today?

 

[luka]

apparently 8:30am is when your body is most likely to have a bowel movement in terms of circadian rhythms.

 

[yyaldrin]

haven't done one yet but i'll report later

 

[luka]

ive just done my second one of the day leaving me to go to work with a feeling of freedom and security

 

[Mr. Tea]

I had to deal with a 'code brown' (not my own) at about 6:50.

 

[IdleRich]

a counterpart to and logical consequence of the dinner of the day thread

Absolutely, I don't know why they don't have this column in the Sunday supplements next to the restaurant reviews.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Absolutely, I don't know why they don't have this column in the Sunday supplements next to the restaurant reviews.

What's that mental French film where everyone shits communally around a big table but eats in private like it's a kind of gross but necessary thing to do?

 

[Leo]

Another great thread title viewable on screen by the misses.

 

[yyaldrin]

poo is not a taboo!

 

[Corpsey.]

Another great thread title viewable on screen by the misses.

leo do you and the misses have room on the couch I might need a place to stay in the big city for a night

 

[Leo]

we're away that week, sorry.

 

[Corpsey.]

Im house broken and would be a lovely guest. Im also young and interesting which in turn might make you look the same, perhaps such an association would invigorate the misses

 

[Leo]

that's my fear.

 

[Mr. Tea]

we're away that decade, sorry.

"Fixed it for you", as they say on The Twitters.

 

[IdleRich]

What's that mental French film where everyone shits communally around a big table but eats in private like it's a kind of gross but necessary thing to do?

It's Bunuel.

The professor continues, using a dinner party at his friends' house to illustrate a point he is making. We then cut to the 'dinner' party which is being held in a modern bourgeois apartment.
The guests are seated around the table on flushing toilets. They politely discuss various issues around the topic of defecation whilst publicly using the toilets that they are sitting on. When a guest is hungry, he excuses himself and retires to the dining room, a private cubicle, to eat food.

The Phantom of Liberty - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[luka]

Twitter messages from corpsey

Wondering if my wiping technique is bad
Klaw · 9:43 PM
I don't think I'm getting it all

There's often dried crusted shit in the pubic bush
Klaw · 9:44 PM

 

[william kent]

Something wrong with that guy.