I have a friend on fb - I know him irl too but now we are in different countries so just fb - and he was a pretty hefty bloke, I guess a borderline alcoholic and he recognised he had a problem and had a bit of a struggle and successfully stopped drinking completely. As a result he lost a lot of weight and went fro being a big shapeless blob - he's very tall so when he was bloated like that he was huge - to being kinda tall, slim and kinda imposing I suppose. He's also started buying clothes... lots of clothes and, almost every day, he does a full length selfie describing exactly what he's wearing in painstaking and, to me, painful deatail.
The clothes are designer things I guess, almost invariably beige or chestnut with maybe some cream or other shades of white or brown. Perhaps if he's feeling really adventurous some blue jeans may feature. He talks about the materials and the stitching and the workmanship and a number of freaks encourage him saying "wow" or "I have been looking for a jacket in that shade of maroon for years" - as far as I can tell they're not taking the piss.
Why am I saying this? Not sure really, I guess cos every day my fingers itch to wade in and slag off his shit clothes and his stupid fucking fashion parade in the strongest and cruellest words I can muster, and I don't want to do that cos I like the guy and why should I spoil his harmless fun? So I just get it out of my system here.
Or, maybe a bigger point, I'd just been kinda complaining about how women have more freedom with clothes, yet as soon as I see a guy doing the same my first instinct is to kick over his sandcastle and start bullying him... I guess I'm part of the problem.
you know who I'm on about, I know what you're like but obviously don't mention this please.