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[Clinamenic]

Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for God’s wrath remains on them.

So what you're saying is, anyone who hasn't tried anal masturbation will not achieve salvation?

 

[CorpseysEvilTwin]

So what you're saying is, anyone who hasn't tried anal masturbation will not achieve salvation?

p'rhaps benny shouldst encounter'eth some wench penis, aye

 

[Mr. Tea]

So what you're saying is, anyone who hasn't tried anal masturbation will not achieve salvation?

Anticipation
Lubrication
Dilation
Penetration
Culmination
Salvation
(Decontamination)