The Northman

[luka]

vikings are cool cos they dont work for a living. they have long hair and helmets with horns and they kill people, especially drippy christians.

 

[IdleRich]

It passed the time... but probably not a good sign that I laughed out loud at so many crucial moments. Would have been embarrassing if there were more than 6 people in the cinema

 

[Corpsey]

It looks boring to me, even the name is boring. But then I might have thought Master and Commander looked boring before I saw it and it changed my life forever

 

[line b]

Why should I watch it, lungburger?

cant think of a user more in need of a virility boost than you corpse

 

[line b]

It also is a ridiculous hilarious movie. I think laughing is an appropriate response

 

[Corpsey]

I'm suspicious, also, of how prominently Skarsgard's six pack features in the posters

Makes it look like one of those american cable shows where everyone is incredibly good looking and ripped, from the CEO to the janitor

 

[Corpsey]

It also is a ridiculous hilarious movie. I think laughing is an appropriate response

This might get me on board

 

[luka]

just watched the trailer and tbh it does look really good

 

[line b]

just look at this. so much screaming in the movie. aimless screaming for no sake. probably the best screaming movie Ive seen

 

[version]

It also is a ridiculous hilarious movie. I think laughing is an appropriate response

The same goes for The Lighthouse.

 

[Murphy]

You’re all going to torrent it to avoid jubilee horror

 

[IdleRich]

just look at this. so much screaming in the movie. aimless screaming for no sake. probably the best screaming movie Ive seen

It's true that if we are gonna judge movies solely on screaming then this would be right up there. It's got death screams, anger screams, scared screams, lots of fighting screams... probably some drunken screams, I think a bit of rape screaming. And as the man says, you got yer totally unnecessary screamy screams which really cap it off.

The thing is though, that bit when he goes to see the He-Witch, it was like one of those mystic characters from The Mighty Boosh. And after you've equated a film with the Mighty Boosh it's really hard to move away from that.

 

[luka]

 

[Murphy]

 

[Murphy]

a thousand years before something similar was made and survived, from Romania



don’t forget, getting into Valhalla takes homo-erotic work

How Alexander Skarsgård got those gargantuan traps for The Northman

We spoke to Magnus Lygdbäck, Alexander Skarsgård's trainer on The Northman, about how the 45-year-old got absolutely jacked ahead of shooting the Viking epic

www.gq-magazine.co.uk

 

[line b]

@mvuent @suspended and I watched it last night. Total silence as the credits roll, it's that type of film.

 

[sus]

Linebaugh tried to make me a white supremacist but I resisted, I retained my morals through his aryan propaganda