what is your waist measurement

[Benny Bunter]

Funnily enough I started reading Henry IV yesterday and I'm just meeting Falstaff for the first time. I love him!

 

[luka]

ive scheduled a day to start one of those 'how to use belly fat' routines.

use it? what you guna do with it? insulate your flat?

 

[luka]

Funnily enough I started reading Henry IV yesterday and I'm just meeting Falstaff for the first time. I love him!

huge hill of flesh

 

[luka]

William Shakespeare Quote

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

www.azquotes.com

 

[Benny Bunter]

I was genuinely pissing myself laughing at those scenes with Hal today. Top notch banter

 

[Benny Bunter]

2 gallons of sack

 

[luka]

@Corpsey im guna do bad tortures on you

 

[luka]

the things im going to do to you dont bear thinking about. proper obscene mutilation.

 

[luka]

youll be left a shell of a man after im finished with you

 

[IdleRich]

My mam's just ordered me some trousers from from m&s for my sister's wedding and I told her 32 cos that's what I've always been, but looking down at my gut I'm a bit worried now. I suppose I'll just have to let it flop over my belt, fucking gross.

I remember the dad of one of my brother's friends who became a bit of a running joke cos one time someone saw him queuing in a shop and he kinda looked around to check no-one was looking and then lifted up the belly that hung over his belt and placed it on the counter so that it would take the weight for him. Maybe that's common practice I don't know but it had never really occurred to me that you could have this part of your body that sort of flopped around and had its own almost independent weight that you had to lug around like a separate thing.

 

[IdleRich]

Anyway, back to the original question, dunno my waist measurement, but my waste measurement is very high. I've lost weight if anything lately, need to get some tighter belts cos my trousers keep falling down.

 

[Leo]

it's the DJ life, rich.

 

[IdleRich]

I put it down to football and squash although have got out of the rhythm of that lately. Need to get back into squash two times a week, it turns you into a monster.

 

[jenks]

Carter USM used this at the start of one their songs

 

[jenks]

I’ve actually gone the other way and gone down two sizes from a 34 to a 30.