CHOCOLATE MILK

[luka]

cocoa pops are wicked and so are wheetos you weird puritan

 

[vimothy]

chocolate cereal is degenerate, fall of Rome stuff

 

[luka]

go back to your bowl of groats then

 

[version]

I favour the wholegrain wheat bisk.

 

[vimothy]

toast is trad

 

[luka]

today i had toast with avocado, feta and two fried eggs

 

[version]

Sometimes I'll push the boat out and have corn flakes as a treat.

 

[luka]

cornflakes are not a 'treat'

 

[vimothy]

Sometimes I'll push the boat out and have corn flakes as a treat.

incel

 

[luka]

im going to boil two eggs now and butter them.

 

[version]

im going to boil two eggs now and butter them.

Is this another wanking euphemism?

 

[luka]

 

[version]

That's what Craner will look like when he's old.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Do weetos still exist? I used to live on them

 

[Benny Bunter]

This is what all kids in Spain have for breakfast

 

[luka]

Do weetos still exist? I used to live on them

i looked it up. they exist but they've drastically reduced the sugar content and they've sacked Professor Weeto

 

[Benny Bunter]

All these products are the source of ADHD in children. If we done away with them it would cease to exist

 

[luka]

i want to get diagnosed with ADHD. then i can have a reason for not doing good in school or ever sticking with a job or doing anything at all except whatever i fancy doing.

 

[Benny Bunter]

ADHD isn't a real thing we just fill them with this sugary rubbish, might as well give them cocaine

 

[luka]

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