open air wanks
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Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Literally.
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
Ok, here goes
An old mate and myself were buying hash off a paranoid schizophrenic. This bloke wasn’t fucking around but he went to our comp school and was never a problem personally. Meet him outside a chippy to blah. He’s there waiting in a stolen Audi fuck knows what series, walks up to our car and lobs 9bars of resin through the window in broad daylight
Keep in mind I knew the schizophrenic far better than my mate in the car. Mr Manson Lamps is jawing hard from charles, introduced himself to my friend in the car and was just about to fuck off but turned back on his heels, loomed through the window and asks said friend if they were part of a crew who put on a site party near Skegness. At some point schizoid bloke remembered an episode on Skegness beach where he got a fixed penalty for wanking in public and then jokingly regales us with something like ”how strong were those fuckin doves” and put it akin to “I was so fucked, why not?”
Cuz you’re on a beach at 6am with joggers and cunts wanting an early dip, you sick fuck
Drive back was quiet
An old mate and myself were buying hash off a paranoid schizophrenic. This bloke wasn’t fucking around but he went to our comp school and was never a problem personally. Meet him outside a chippy to blah. He’s there waiting in a stolen Audi fuck knows what series, walks up to our car and lobs 9bars of resin through the window in broad daylight
Keep in mind I knew the schizophrenic far better than my mate in the car. Mr Manson Lamps is jawing hard from charles, introduced himself to my friend in the car and was just about to fuck off but turned back on his heels, loomed through the window and asks said friend if they were part of a crew who put on a site party near Skegness. At some point schizoid bloke remembered an episode on Skegness beach where he got a fixed penalty for wanking in public and then jokingly regales us with something like ”how strong were those fuckin doves” and put it akin to “I was so fucked, why not?”
Cuz you’re on a beach at 6am with joggers and cunts wanting an early dip, you sick fuck
Drive back was quiet
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I presume this wasn't the answer you gave him when he asked "Why not?"
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
Oh I told him how fit his mum actually was and everything, wtf, bail bail
Still can't believe Craner did that.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I gather its not something tourists would pay for though, right?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
The Party for Open-air Wanking, or POW!
luka
Well-known member
edmund davie did a nature wank today aka an open air, or outdoor wank
he spurted into the immortal thames while standing on westminster bridge
he added his seed to that storied river and it was swept out to sea
he stood there proudly with hes trouser about his ankles
and let loose.
some tourists stopped to take pictures
edmund davie has always said, and im sympathetic to this point of view
that there is no wank like nature wank
you feel in tune with the wind and the sun and even the rock beneath the feet
he spurted into the immortal thames while standing on westminster bridge
he added his seed to that storied river and it was swept out to sea
he stood there proudly with hes trouser about his ankles
and let loose.
some tourists stopped to take pictures
edmund davie has always said, and im sympathetic to this point of view
that there is no wank like nature wank
you feel in tune with the wind and the sun and even the rock beneath the feet
