I was put in mind of the famous quote from Peter Crouch
Interviewer: What would you be if you weren't a footballer?
Peter Crouch: A virgin
And you've gotta think something similar for that chap... I mean, genuinely, I love that face, it fascinates me, I think it's a cool face... but imagine it bearing down on you during sex. The bald top, the huge nose probably drilling through the pillow, seriously... Jesus.
Then again, I dunno how to chat people up, how you pull people. I dunno how if happens really, certainly I don't make it happen... but somehow it sort of does.