Martin's top 100

[Corpsey]

All I remember about the wicker man is being insatiably aroused by the Swedish strumpet dancing in the nude and having to jump into a bonfire and set fire to myself to quell my ardor

 

[IdleRich]

Wasn't there a kind of fake folky horror pub in London called the Hand of Glory?

 

[version]

All I remember about the wicker man is being insatiably aroused by the Swedish strumpet dancing in the nude and having to jump into a bonfire and set fire to myself to quell my ardor

Britt Ekland.

 

[IdleRich]

Wasn't there a kind of fake folky horror pub in London called the Hand of Glory?

A friend of a friend tried one of those deadly ciders and now he's dead.

 

[IdleRich]

Britt Ekland.

Body double though, famously Rod the Mod was fine with her showing her tits but he would not allow her arse on film.

 

[IdleRich]

All I remember about the wicker man is being insatiably aroused by the Swedish strumpet dancing in the nude and having to jump into a bonfire and set fire to myself to quell my ardor

Isn't that a song by Nilsson?

 

[catalog]

might watch crash tonight.