vershy versh

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"A (hopefully) joke position paper by a fictitious Maoist cell in Florida advocating the start of a protracted people's war in the Florida everglades. Reproduced for archival purposes."


' ... the first task of a people’s army is to make its presence known to the masses. Our Everglades focos would accomplish this by planting red flags all over the wetlands, clearly marking the area as their territory. They could also install loudspeakers at strategic locations and blast propaganda that could be heard for miles. Modern renditions of songs from the Cultural Revolution could be played on the loudspeakers 24/7, which would do a great deal to raise class consciousness. Titles could include “Without the Communist Party, There Would Be No New Florida” and “The East Coast is Red.”'

[...]

'While we are in hiding in the wetlands, our focos could maintain their dedication to serving the people by killing off invasive pests in the region, particularly pythons. This brave campaign would win our army a great deal of public adoration, and by selling the python skins we could raise substantial funds for the war effort.'

[...]

'It should not be difficult for our army to mobilize Miami residents. Many of them are people of color who are already familiar with Communism.'
 

luka

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its great but i got bored about a third of the way through and had to switch it off. good looking bunch though.
 

Goth Feet ASMR

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DJ FUNN MIXX - THOSE POOKIED OUT NITES

DJ Icey - Land of Boom
DJ Baby Anne - She Said (Baby's Original Mix)
DJ X - Make the Girls Dance
Huda Hudia & Tony Faline - Your Love
DJ Mike B - Feel My Energy
Kyper - XTC (504 Bass Mix)
DJ Dic - Transformer (Remix)
Oddknock & Lissajou - One Point Two
Bass Mekanik - Do It
Biochip C - Go-Bang! (Jackal & Hyde's Hydraulic-Bass Overhaul)
Rabbit in the Moon - Floori.D.A. ~ (Dynamix II's Non Stop Electro-Bass Mix)
DJ Whatt - Can You
DJ 43 - Pepper Spray (Original Aerosol Mix)
Agnelli & Nelson - Everyday (Rob-E Breakbeat Remix)
DJ Voodoo - Everyone Thinks I'm High (DJ Darkness Dub)
Olive - You're Not Alone (Infiniti's Timeless Mix)
Plummet - Damaged (Johnny CaGes's Breakbeat 12'' Mix)


SLOW DOWN FLORIDA BREAKS MIX DEDICATED 2 CYBERZONE, CLUB AAHZ, FEVER, EVOLUTIONS, ZEN FESTIVAL, EUPHORIA, SIMONS, FIRESTONE, THE EDGE, AND ALL OF THE RAVERS WHO ARE ANGELS IN HEAVEN NOW PEACE
 

Corpsey

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Saw a few episodes of this round a mates. There was one with a hillbilly guy who gets his arm eaten by a crocodile. That was the most Florida situation in it, I thought.
 

catalog

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PURPSCHOOL.jpg


DJ FUNN MIXX - THOSE POOKIED OUT NITES

DJ Icey - Land of Boom
DJ Baby Anne - She Said (Baby's Original Mix)
DJ X - Make the Girls Dance
Huda Hudia & Tony Faline - Your Love
DJ Mike B - Feel My Energy
Kyper - XTC (504 Bass Mix)
DJ Dic - Transformer (Remix)
Oddknock & Lissajou - One Point Two
Bass Mekanik - Do It
Biochip C - Go-Bang! (Jackal & Hyde's Hydraulic-Bass Overhaul)
Rabbit in the Moon - Floori.D.A. ~ (Dynamix II's Non Stop Electro-Bass Mix)
DJ Whatt - Can You
DJ 43 - Pepper Spray (Original Aerosol Mix)
Agnelli & Nelson - Everyday (Rob-E Breakbeat Remix)
DJ Voodoo - Everyone Thinks I'm High (DJ Darkness Dub)
Olive - You're Not Alone (Infiniti's Timeless Mix)
Plummet - Damaged (Johnny CaGes's Breakbeat 12'' Mix)


SLOW DOWN FLORIDA BREAKS MIX DEDICATED 2 CYBERZONE, CLUB AAHZ, FEVER, EVOLUTIONS, ZEN FESTIVAL, EUPHORIA, SIMONS, FIRESTONE, THE EDGE, AND ALL OF THE RAVERS WHO ARE ANGELS IN HEAVEN NOW PEACE
This is solid.
 

catalog

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I've heard a fair few refixes of this tune, it's a white hotel classic. Endless rewinds a few times when I've been there. I'll try dig out those other versions. Might be basically the same thing just a bit of tempo shifting. Did Salem do a version originally?
 
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