Luxury Medicine

[linebaugh]

Im taking a hangover cocktail via IV drip at a 'wellness center' as I type this. Its lush

 

[linebaugh]

Its incredible how nice the staff is. Kind of revelatory. You can reason away the material side of being rich as ultimately shallow but being constantly treated really well by other human beings is something else.

 

[version]

You make me sick.

 

[luka]

Im taking a hangover cocktail via IV drip at a 'wellness center' as I type this. Its lush

woops used to often end up in hospital after a night out and not remember how he got there. he said they put you on a drip and as soon as they let you out you feel so great you're ready to get right back on the piss.

 

[woops]

woops used to often end up in hospital after a night out and not remember how he got there. he said they put you on a drip and as soon as they let you out you feel so great you're ready to get right back on the piss.

true except the word often

 

[yyaldrin]

so what do they put in these drips?

 

[woops]

vitamins

 

[Clinamenic]

Buckfast

 

[WashYourHands]

Buckfast

the cheap British version of luxury iv booze drips

 

[WashYourHands]

Health spas for men innit

Get a foot massage, maybe an exfoliant while your iv shroomtek is flooding your veins, a head and scalp massage, a podiatrist doing bespoke toenail filing and maybe some time stretched pseudo drone ambient on the headphones

£3000 please

 

[mixed_biscuits]

so what do they put in these drips?

They're IV drips: stands for Iced Vermouth

 

[version]

Im taking a hangover cocktail via IV drip at a 'wellness center' as I type this. Its lush

Apoplectic reading this again. "Hangover cocktail," "wellness center." I want to kill you.

 

[0bleak]

My sister was just telling me that in Las Vegas there are services you can call to come to your hotel for IV treatment.
I'm looking at one right now where one of the options is "Pregame" for $179 to "Get a head start on your night out by hydrating your body with saline and vitamins, this will help lessen your hangover and give you energy to party all night".

 

[luka]

woops used to often end up in hospital after a night out and not remember how he got there. he said they put you on a drip and as soon as they let you out you feel so great you're ready to get right back on the piss.

he had a brilliantt story the other day he does im at the bus stop right

 

[luka]

and theres this geezer looking at me giving me an insinuating grin, like we're in one something
goes hello! and im like, uh, yes, hello sir

 

[luka]

and he goes
you dont remember me do you
and i go, well, nah

 

[luka]

AND HE GOES, I HAD TO PUT YOU IN AN AMBULANCE!!!!

 

[luka]

and like edmund says well no wonder i dont remember
but anyway thats the levels of drinking a man must aspire to

 

[linebaugh]

Apoplectic reading this again. "Hangover cocktail," "wellness center." I want to kill you.

Your brain is forever broken unfortunately

 

[linebaugh]

I don’t even know how ‘hangover cocktail’ could be triggering. It’s time for an ice pick up the nostril I think