Edmunds £375 poetry haul a catalouge

Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I can't begin to imagine what's gone so badly wrong in Cuthbert's life to make him like this.
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
a defining “no” then, semi-forgivable after backing into a corner

imagine all the possible time spent with a son but chose instead spending 3 years arguing with a proverbial matador like Biscetti

God Save The Rochester!
 
luka

luka

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tea and hands can you post height, weight and reach for the tale of the tape please.
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
we have low-t shitbeard Mr fuckin Tea bedecked completely in Fjällräven with some sewer rat scent for insulting the dead, and then myself

a £ wager, perhaps, to entice Rupert out of his pun-cave

cash’ll work, never been easier to book a site/venue only to be followed by endless smoke-screening apologies

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Oh Shitbeard. Yes, you

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God Save The Rochester!
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
He looks frail, stooped, no timber of note

I mean he’s clearly very proud of his baps but a long Covid shadow appears to have stolen significant vitality

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Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
and emailing our Rotherhithe embassy staff said petition so this friction at least added approx 4 more signatures to the overall tally
 
hmg

hmg

Victory lap
The moon and bell spoons in my home town closed recently. It was a literal meat market, stolen cuts could be bought from shoplifters most afternoons. Always busy and never any trouble, it was a big loss for that end of town. I hope the Rochester can be saved.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
luka said:
tea and hands can you post height, weight and reach for the tale of the tape please.
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Wash is obviously about five foot nothing and nine stone. He's got the personality of one of those yappy little dogs that thinks it's the alpha male of a wild wolf pack, that you'd love to toe-punt through the air like a rugby ball.

Edit: actually, he's got one of those shit little dogs, hasn't he, so it all fits.
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
Mr. Tea said:
Wash is obviously about five foot nothing and nine stone. He's got the personality of one of those yappy little dogs that thinks it's the alpha male of a wild wolf pack, that you'd love to toe-punt through the air like a rugby ball.
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Toe punting rugby balls? Ffs, SPIRAL BOMBS MF

Rupert trying to back out of the dance invitation quicker than a flaccid cock in the cold

#expected
 
mixed_biscuits

mixed_biscuits

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@woops I hear there's a facebook group that arranges for people to buy pints for unsuspecting strangers in far-flung spoonses. This apparently a somewhat popular movement. Maybe they can help since a pre-requisite for buying a pint is somewhere to buy it.
 
luka

luka

Well-known member
theres a brilliant bit where the busted up camaro transforms into a really flash one and the sexy girl swoons
 
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