Things You've Invented

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Barty coined English body horror sexuality.

 

[luka]

vimothy invented the alt-right.

 

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Leo invented Downtown New York.

 

[luka]

i invented modern poetry no one else had worked out a way to do it thats my legacy. that and oven chip nachos.

 

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I invented the Showgirls template.

 

[luka]

that's probably your lasting legacy. that's genius.

 

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Blackdown used to post here, I think he tried to coin the odd term or genre.

 

[luka]

also that time when you tricked your friend into singing then shoved his mums dildo into his mouth

 

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also that time when you tricked your friend into singing then shoved his mums dildo into his mouth

That wasn't me! I just relayed the message!

 

[luka]

stop being modest

 

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Blackdown used to post here, I think he tried to coin the odd term or genre.

It is odd to think there are a fair few people who've passed through here who've had some sort of broader impact on The Culture, mainly Mark and Simon but there have been other journalists and musicians and whatnot.

Stan and Gus need to credit this place when they become tech billionaires and start blustering about 'Revealing the Map' and 'Psychedelic Fascism' at Davos.

 

[luka]

they never do. as soon as they find any level of success they disappear and pretend it never happened.

 

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*cough* Barty.

 

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Nomad's a world famous surgeon because of this place. Tea played bass at King Charles' coronation.

 

[luka]

also that time when you tricked your friend into singing then shoved his mums dildo into his mouth

a non genius was just have brutally forced him down, held his nose, then shoved it in. brute force and ignorance. it takes a genius to do it the way you did it.

 

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a non genius was just have brutally forced him down, held his nose, then shoved it in. brute force and ignorance. it takes a genius to do it the way you did it.

I wasn't even there!

 

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Nomad's a world famous surgeon because of this place. Tea played bass at King Charles' coronation.

Woops won the Nobel for economics. Eden got an OBE for services to Hackney.

 

[luka]

also that time when you tricked your friend into singing then shoved his mums dildo into his mouth

@shiels steal this episode for your novel

 

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Tea, Govt and Biscuits collectively invented one of the most hostile relationships I've ever seen.

 

[luka]

plus tea invented the laughing at the agonising death of your father meme