How Normal are your 'Normal Mates'?

[luka]

i met some of Shiels normal mates once and they were at the upper echelon of normal.

 

[luka]

Fat Jim met one of craner's normal mates once and within the hour she had drunk a bottle of white wine, started sobbing and pulled a ziploc bag of pub gak out of her brassiere and was trying to take him to bed. so slightly less normal in Craner's case.

 

[luka]

im woops normal mate. that's as normal as it gets for him.

 

[craner]

Fat Jim met one of craner's normal mates once and within the hour she had drunk a bottle of white wine, started sobbing and pulled a ziploc bag of pub gak out of her brassiere and was trying to take him to bed. so slightly less normal in Craner's case.

That was on a Sunday evening, too.

 

[luka]

i met some of Shiels normal mates once and they were at the upper echelon of normal.

they didn't have fully indivduated personalities. they hadn't reached that stage in the life of the soul.. they just kept quoting lines from the In-Betweeners and collapsing into fits of giggles. they couldn't beleive i'd never watched it.

 

[luka]

Some of my mates back in school found another mate's mum's dildo, tricked him into singing then shoved it in his mouth.

version's 'normal' mates

 

[version]

You love that story.

 

[luka]

it's the best

 

[luka]

@Corpsey please answer this thread it's made for you.

 

[luka]

all your mates are called Jonesy and Bonesy and Dave.

 

[shiels]

Was this in the aul shil? My old work mate?

 

[luka]

that's right. there was two of them.

 

[shiels]

I have loads of normal mates. I don’t let go of anyone I just let them all snowball and congeal into a big complicated ball that I resent and feel guilty about

 

[luka]

this was the inspiration for the thread. we were talking about who looks like a physical freak on dissensus.

I've met Shiels he didn't look so bad. But while the first time I bumped into him it was only embarrassing cos he said 'aren't you corpsey from dissensus?' in front of my normal friends, the second time I met him he was absolutely battered, covered in sweat and was grabbing me on the dancefloor and hurling me around.

 

[yyaldrin]

what was that drum n bass mate of corpsey with the funny nickname called again?

 

[luka]

all Corpseys mates think it's hilarious that hes an internet icon.

 

[yyaldrin]

this was the inspiration for the thread. we were talking about who looks like a physical freak on dissensus.

I've met Shiels he didn't look so bad. But while the first time I bumped into him it was only embarrassing cos he said 'aren't you corpsey from dissensus?' in front of my normal friends, the second time I met him he was absolutely battered, covered in sweat and was grabbing me on the dancefloor and hurling me around.

@Corpsey how did your normal mates react when you were outed as corpsey from dissensus?

 

[luka]

what was that drum n bass mate of corpsey with the funny nickname called again?

@version ? remember this for us. dizaster?

 

[yyaldrin]

I have loads of normal mates. I don’t let go of anyone I just let them all snowball and congeal into a big complicated ball that I resent and feel guilty about

do you all invite them for your birthday and see what happens?

 

[Clinamenic]

what was that drum n bass mate of corpsey with the funny nickname called again?

Jonsey? Bonsey?

Dave?