HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The King of Pussy Gettin]

 

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In addition, in the last 6 months I've also been stuck between a raging alcoholic and zombie which has been making me pray for death several times a day.

It's so embarrassing to have to call the paramedics on a semi-regular basis because your totally blitzed parent has decided to wonder out into the yard or driveway again, and then fallen down with no ability to orient themselves and get themselves up - all while making a loud fuss and moaning about it, and the other parent is too far gone mentally and physically to be of any help.

"i'm not an alcoholic!"