how wasted were you when you weere young

[The King of Pussy Gettin]

The first time i drank robotussin + smoked strong wed was also the first time i
saw the melvins. they played at cbgb i melted into the floor it was one of the
best time of my life

 

[version]

straight edge til I was a legal adult, it gave me superpowers. Then when I stopped being sober that gave me superpowers too. It all worked out great, I reckon.

Didn't you try to kiss the Devil on an acid trip?

 

[0bleak]

That was just his poster of Gene Simmons, and they weren't real tabs but from a loose insert from https://www.discogs.com/release/62516-Plastikman-Sheet-One that he found laying around somewhere.

 

[0bleak]

^in his defense, the insert had been exposed to the elements and black mold had taken hold

 

[The King of Pussy Gettin]

The first time i drank robotussin + smoked strong wed was also the first time i
saw the melvins. they played at cbgb i melted into the floor it was one of the
best time of my life

omg the show is on line

 

[DannyL]

it will come as no surprise but I once heard a story about a guy on site who took a dump and then wondered 'what will it be like to fuck a turd?'

Hope he wore a condom

 

[line b]

I slept on the floor for 9 months, could’ve easily gotten a bed I was just barely there