In which we measure voting intentions

[hmg]

Time to take the temperature of the Dissensus electorate

 

[hmg]

Looking forward to election night this time, but not the seemingly inevitable result. Rishi losing his seat would be something.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Mycodemocratic Punnitarian Party

 

[Clinamenic]

Mycodemocratic Punnitarian Party

A voting bloc notorious for its consporeacy theories.

 

[Mr. Tea]

A voting bloc notorious for its consporeacy theories.

You're welcome to join, but you might be put off by the hyphae.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Where's the option for 'Conform', the Conservatives/Reform coalition?

 

[Mr. Tea]

@luka is 100% voting Reform.

 

[hmg]

That's why he's been so quiet, he's out knocking on doors and stuffing shit through letterboxes

 

[Mr. Tea]

And it's actually his own shit, through the letterboxes of subhuman Slavic mongs, to show them WEER TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK.

 

[wg-]

I'm in a swing seat that polls suggest is going back to Labour. Our current Tory MP has been driving round in a clapped out defender this week with a load of slogans on the side trying to drum up support. It's not going well.

His flyers that came through the door said conservative only once, in a tiny font on the back.

Tbh he seems alright and did actually help us out during the passport panic a couple of years ago, but there's no chance he stays in. They haven't even bothered going round fixing the potholes like they normally would in the run up to election, so I think they must know it as well.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm in a swing seat that polls suggest is going back to Labour. Our current Tory MP has been driving round in a clapped out defender this week with a load of slogans on the side trying to drum up support. It's not going well.

His flyers that came through the door said conservative only once, in a tiny font on the back.

Tbh he seems alright and did actually help us out during the passport panic a couple of years ago, but there's no chance he stays in. They haven't even bothered going round fixing the potholes like they normally would in the run up to election, so I think they must know it as well.

Yeah, Tory candidates either putting 'Conservative' in tiny letters on their leaflets or not mentioning their party affiliation at all has become a pretty common practice in recent years.

 

[Murphy]

Weird how potholes became a national problem emblematic of but not restricted/ltd to anywhere specific

 

[william_kent]

Weird how potholes became a national problem emblematic of but not restricted/ltd to anywhere specific

Vandal sprays penises around potholes in West Sussex village

edit: like every boring alcoholic I'm repeating myself, 14 days sobriety destroyed by a bottle of rum

 

[Murphy]

Go on son, change is as good as a rest and it’s Friday after all

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I don't understand how potholes happen. Aren't roads built on solid ground rather than the air?

 

[wg-]

Tarmac generally has a half life of about fifteen years if its your driveway i think, maybe less if it's been put in by your travelling salesman type. Some of the roads round by me look like they were put in by Jesus himself

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Tarmac generally has a half life of about fifteen years if its your driveway i think, maybe less if it's been put in by your travelling salesman type. Some of the roads round by me look like they were put in by Jesus himself

These electric cars are getting heavier and heavier. The batteries weigh a ton. Seems pretty shortsighted to save one part of the environment only to destroy another.

 

[hmg]

I don't understand how potholes happen. Aren't roads built on solid ground rather than the air?

Water washes away soft material lying beneath the tarmac. Manuel de Landa wrote extensively on this.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I didn't expect there to be so many roadmen here.