The cybertruck
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After a series of disastrous wrong turns while in the Cybertruck, CyberDylan gets lost somewhere while in the deep CyberSouth.
He gets out of the Cybertruck to take a good look around.
Unfortunately, a couple of Cybernecks recognize him.
"You're in real Cybercountry now, boy! We don't take kindly to your rabble-rousin' Cyberfolk 'round here."
They tackle him and get him from behind - "That's right, now squeal like a Cyberpig, Cyberboy!"
kid charlemagne
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i could see myself living in the country one day. id like to settle on the beach.
IdleRich
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Country Roads was by John Denver so I'm guessing it's Dylan?
Corpsey
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I like the idea of cars looking different from each other, they're all a bit samey aren't they?
OTOH only yesterday I espied a man driving his Porsche through central London and noticed how I instantly filed said man in my head as a tosser
No skin off his nose I suppose but I do tend to think anyone driving a flash car is a member of an elite or quasi-elite paedophile ring.
OTOH only yesterday I espied a man driving his Porsche through central London and noticed how I instantly filed said man in my head as a tosser
No skin off his nose I suppose but I do tend to think anyone driving a flash car is a member of an elite or quasi-elite paedophile ring.
shakahislop
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dilbert1
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Already on Mars in their heads, why not behind the wheel
shakahislop
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probably this is one of those things where there is already a vast online commentary and everything that could be said has been said. it seems made to travel down those networks, i guess they're banking on doing something weird that people will talk about. so someone will have already said this but the obvious thing to me is that it looks like a car from a playstation 1 game. poorly rendered. like something out of need for speed. the other thing it looks a bit like is US military vehicle, like an MRAP specifically. seems like an inappropriate car for downtown nyc must be a nightmare to parallel park that
It has rear steering too, parking is a piece of piss.
shakahislop
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like everything to do with cars and driving here there's less rules. you only need one plate i think, either front or back. the other day i found out the ny state driving test is only 15 minutes of road driving. i was on a bus in texas and there was an electronic sign by the highway saying something like DRIVE SAFE 4,000 ROAD DEATHS IN TEXAS LAST YEAR.
shakahislop
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i've never had a car. watching my girlfriend parallel park here is like watching a ballerina. impossible tight spaces on narrow streets with a queue of traffic blocked behind her. its always perfect, she does it in one maneuver
dilbert1
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shakahislop
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flatiron today. anyway basically i see one every time i leave the house.
mixed_biscuits
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Is she trans?
william kent
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flatiron today. anyway basically i see one every time i leave the house.
This looks AI-generated or like you're on the set of a film. The odd angle of the apartment block, the mess of road markings, the Cybertruck. There's something off about it.
william kent
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They stand out in a hideous way, which is good. I'm so used to the uniformity of modern cars that this angular monstrosity sat waiting amongst them at the lights makes for a bit of texture.