t e s t o s t e r o n e

[luka]

Drinking beer is often portrayed to us as masculine, yet the truth is far from it. Besides the alcohol content, beer is a significant source of neurotoxic pesticides and phytoestrogens which destroy testosterone levels.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Tucker Carlson reckons nicotine raises your testosterone levels and makes you harder to command.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Tucker Carlson reckons nicotine raises your testosterone levels and makes you harder to command.

Isn't he well into that ultraviolet testicle therapy nonsense? Or is being paid to pretend to be into it, anyway.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Ultraviolet testicle therapy?

 

[version]

He's addicted to ZYN.

 

[version]

Ultraviolet testicle therapy?

They're a noise band from Milwaukee.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Ultraviolet testicle therapy?

A side-project of Violent Disorder Unit, I believe.

 

[Mr. Tea]

They're a noise band from Milwaukee.

DAMN YOUR EYES, SIR

 

[Mr. Tea]

But yeah, it's a real thing.

Tucker Carlson’s answer to masculinity's supposed crisis? ‘Testicle tanning' | Sam Wolfson

Reducing the problems facing American men to their testosterone levels is too stupid even for Carlson

www.theguardian.com

 

[Benny Bunter]

I think tucker Carlson takes nicotine pills or patches or something. Like being a Marlborough man without having to actually smoke

 

[Mr. Tea]

I think tucker Carlson takes nicotine pills or patches or something. Like being a Marlborough man without having to actually smoke

Absorbing nicotine in the least rugged and masculine way possible, in other words.

 

[0bleak]

https://www.discogs.com/artist/515960-Testicle-Hazard

https://www.discogs.com/artist/884785-Testicle-Bomb

and if you weren't worried about AI before,

https://www.discogs.com/artist/3635334-Al-Testicles

 

[version]

I think tucker Carlson takes nicotine pills or patches or something. Like being a Marlborough man without having to actually smoke

That's what the ZYN stuff I said he's addicted to is. He used to be a cokehead too.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Someone should invent a buttplug that provides a continuous metered release, I bet he'd love that.

 

[Benny Bunter]

I haven't heard of ZYN before.

He was a massive drinker as well apparently until one day God told him he would lose his wife and children if he didn't stop

 

[Benny Bunter]

I kind of like him tbh, he's entertaining

 

[luka]

craner said on here that hes the most important and original political thinker of our time

 

[Benny Bunter]

I seem to remember linebaogh being into him as well. He praised his hypnotising monologues

 

[version]

craner said on here that hes the most important and original political thinker of our time

What did he say about Tucker though?

 

[Benny Bunter]

I smoke filterless rollies 🍆🍆🍆