did you ever have a puka shell necklace?
I felt sort of the same. Well made film that I had no reason to dislike but just couldn't get into it. Maybe it was because the monster had mustache.Re: nosferatu- I liked the performances and dialogue a bit actually, was definitely the highlight for me.
But beyond that I had a similar impression. There was nothing really 'wrong' with it- I didn't think it looked drab but it also didn't look amazing which is a problem since the movie was trying very hard for a strong visual aesthetic- and just generally i felt it didn't hit hard enough. Was overly manicured to the point of falling flat. I left thinking 'that was a well made movie' but not really feeling too much.
Eggers last film, the Northman, had a really strong first 30 minutes- this methodical march forward where the viewer is winded briskly through a string of events like an amusement ride that leaves the world feeling both vast and claustrophobic- but then it negs on its initial promises and becomes a much more standard less interesting film. Nosferatu is a bit of shame because it rights the wrong of the Northman by maintaining the tone and feel of that first 30 minutes throughout its run time, but without any of the bombast.