IdleRich

IdleRich
That picture above reminds of that story in Norse mythology where someone has to choose to marry a God based entirely on their feet and she goes for the cleanest, prettiest ones thinking they will be the most handsome God but they turn out to belong to the sea God cos his feet are in the water the whole time.

This;

While the gods were celebrating their slaying of the giant Thjazi and the return of the youth-giving goddess Idun to their halls, an unannounced visitor stormed into their merrymaking.

This was the giantess Skadi, who had arrived with armor and weapons to avenge the death of Thjazi, her father. The gods were patient with her, and convinced her to accept reparations instead of seeking vengeance.

These reparations came in three parts. First, Odin took Thjazi’s eyes and ceremoniously cast them into the night sky, where they became two stars.

Second, the gods were to make Skadi laugh. After many feats were tried, none succeeded in bringing a smile to the grim face of the giantess. At last, Loki tied one end of a rope to a goat and the other end around his testicles and began a game of tug of war with the goat. Each screeched and howled in turn, until at last Loki fell over into Skadi’s lap. The giantess couldn’t help but chuckle.

Third, Skadi was to be given a god of her choosing in marriage, but she was to select him by the sight of his legs and feet alone. She picked the fairest pair of legs she could see, thinking them to be those of Baldur. However, as it turned out, they were those of the sea-god Njord.
 

luka

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That picture above reminds of that story in Norse mythology where someone has to choose to marry a God based entirely on their feet and she goes for the cleanest, prettiest ones thinking they will be the most handsome God but they turn out to belong to the sea God cos his feet are in the water the whole time.
rich avoiding the question. he must have seriously fucked up toes.
 

luka

Well-known member
1. Egyptian Toes

This represents when the big toe is the longest and the toes next to them get shorter as you get to the pinky toe. People with Egyptian Toes typically have friendly personalities and are well liked.
 

luka

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Gus this is you. Peasant foot.

Also referred to as the “Germanic foot” or “Square foot,” the Peasant foot consists of toes of the same length. The big toe might be slightly longer in some cases, but the overall look of the foot is square. People with Peasant toes tend to have smaller feet than the other foot shapes.[4]
  • Personality traits: Honest, patient, practical, and thoughtful
  • What it means: People with this toe type tend to live a balanced life. They are some of the most patient people on the planet, so they make excellent mediators. They are extremely detail-oriented, so they analyze all the pros and cons before making a decision; this can prolong the time it takes to reach their goals, but once they commit to something, they stick with it. This loyal attitude also applies to their personal lives, as they are super supportive and caring toward their loved ones.
 

sus

Moderator
There is so obviously an oriental curvature to my toes that I don't know how you possibly could think they're Germanic. Germanic ones are all flat, mine have an arc.
 

sus

Moderator
I do live a very balanced life. And I am very honest, very thoughtful, I've been told I'm an excellent mediator.
 

version

Well-known member
There is so obviously an oriental curvature to my toes that I don't know how you possibly could think they're Germanic. Germanic ones are all flat, mine have an arc.

What's your problem with Germany? Are you ashamed of your Germanic heritage?
 
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