WHAT TYPE OF TOES DO YOU HAVE

[IdleRich]

What type are these beauties?

 

[IdleRich]

Roman maybe?

 

[DLaurent]

German. I remember a girl at university gave me a temporary complex when she laughed at the size of my big toe. It's also got tufts of hair on it, but luckily I had my socks on.

 

[IdleRich]

I got tufts of hair on them. Often my big toe nail is all black with blood from playing football and the bottoms are all calloused but cos I had such a long lay off the bloody bits have almost all grown out except at the end and the bottom is as soft as, well, a baby's bottom.

 

[IdleRich]

German. I remember a girl at university gave me a temporary complex when she laughed at the size of my big toe. It's also got tufts of hair on it, but luckily I had my socks on.

What was she laughing at, was it unusually big or unusually small?
Actually joking aside it's crazy the things people worry about, they can be really beautiful but they cry themselves to sleep cos their shoulder blade is the wrong shape or something.

 

[IdleRich]

My little finger on my left hand is bent weirdly at the last joint. I pointed it out to a gf one time and she started going "Oh my God oh my God, what is that? Uuurggh urgghhh" and then she laughed solidly for about ten minutes.

 

[Murphy]

@no_one

 

[DLaurent]

What was she laughing at, was it unusually big or unusually small?
Actually joking aside it's crazy the things people worry about, they can be really beautiful but they cry themselves to sleep cos their shoulder blade is the wrong shape or something.

Too big! Only bothered me because she was quite hot, and accurate in her observation. Big toe sticks out, visible in socks.

 

[IdleRich]

Too big! Only bothered me because she was quite hot, and accurate in her observation. Big toe sticks out, visible in socks.

I think that's kinda mean really... from the first time I was ever in that kind of situation I instinctively understood to rein it in with the piss-taking.

 

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[0bleak]

@0bleak

that xmas jumper is pretty goth

it contains a hidden occult symbol, the unicursal hexagram as popularised by THE GREAT BEAST 666, THE MASTER THERION, ALEISTER CROWLEY

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Talk about a missed opportunity!
I could have snuck this rubbish into my mom's christmas music rotation:

 

[IdleRich]

My left foot is different though

 

[version]

Can't believe Luke's tricked all these adult men into providing him with feet pics. Dissensus has taken a sickening turn.

 

[IdleRich]

I thought the archivist would have been able to find the pics I pretended were my feet in a few secs

 

[line b]

I have either african or Greek toes, the two ideals

 

[shakahislop]

my toes are from all over the place and i've got more of them than anything else

 

[Murphy]

There’s a Sheffield tour pic with a man missing a toe from memory, fuck knows which thread

 

[version]

There’s a Sheffield tour pic with a man missing a toe from memory, fuck knows which thread

Meet LINEBAUGH day August 1st.

Anyway forget that, what I'm after is something really unique that just doesn't look like your standard tat. Easier said than done I'm sure, but for real if you can come up with something truly original but which is personal to me - now I know uou don't really know me, but in another way you do...

www.dissensus.com

 

[Murphy]

toes not foes!

this is what sheffield looks like apparently. pretty much what i expected.
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[Murphy]

Archivist strikes