WHAT TYPE OF TOES DO YOU HAVE

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That was a great trip. Wish I was already divorced at the time so I really could've had escapades

 

[shakahislop]

That was a great trip. Wish I was already divorced at the time so I really could've had escapades

the nyc ravers discord had a load of people talking about how hot the girls in manchester are, how amazing the music scene is there, how much better all these things are than nyc....it's maybe the best example of that US coastal cringe towards the superiority of europe that i've seen, totally deluded

 

[luka]

imagine romanticising manchester!

 

[shakahislop]

it's weird with europeans and americans. rich americans idolise europe in a lot of ways, the coastal ones anyway, they see it as having resolved a lot of americas political problems and as more sophisticated. but then loads of other americans just think europe is snooty and also doing everything wrong. rich europeans have contempt for american culture and politics and think they are doing everything wrong. working class europeans are the only ones i've seen who get america and like eastern europeans still see it as a jump up, a land of opportunity.

 

[0bleak]

luka should move here
he'd be such a lady-killer with both the accent and the poetry

trust, i was good friends with a british dude that had the most pockmarked face you'd ever seen, and i've never seen ANYONE as successful as him with the ladies

 

[luka]

id love to move there id take to it like a duck to water

 

[0bleak]

@shakahislop @Murphy - can you all back me up on the power of a british accent

 

[luka]

cant wait to be a naturalised american. im already half-colonial anyway. i understand freedom.

 

[shakahislop]

@shakahislop @Murphy - can you all back me up on the power of a british accent

all fake. in nyc anyway no-one gives a shit. and everyone thinks i'm australian in any case; the ultimate insult

 

[0bleak]

ah, well, maybe you need to be outside nyc
but, youv'e traveled here extensively? You haven't really had women hanging on every little lovely sound that comes out of your mouth like that one dude I knew?

 

[luka]

shaka is hideously ugly like the hunchback of notre dame

 

[luka]

like herman munster

 

[luka]

like screech from saved by the bell

 

[luka]

like Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli.

 

[yyaldrin]

hasn't he lived in 50 countries for the past few decades? he must have a weird mongrel accent

 

[Murphy]

The accent can register as an icebreaker, ladies suddenly imagine an affair with you and will reach out to stroke your arm, very different locational responses though, like the flip of seeing Americana as exotic

What are you gonna do, deny them your British Isles essence?

 

[0bleak]

I just went out for as cigarette and had a vision in my mind's eye about Corpsey moving to the shit small town where I am currently, and becoming the talk of the town. Voted most eligible bachelor. A hit at parties. All the ladies swoon when he enters the room, and then giggle amongst themselves when he leaves the room to get another drink - the ladies talk amongst themselves, "don't ya'll just loooove the way they drop the 'r' at the end of words. It's sooooo cute."
Corpsey suddenly re-enters the room while the ladies try to recompose themselves and stop from blushing...

 

[Murphy]

do it Jack

 

[luka]

told her a bunch about bob dylan and we talked of life and stuff and then she gave me her instagram

 

[0bleak]

Corpsey soon gets involved in a scandalous affair one night after meeting the mayor's wife at a fundraiser for the local art museum.
They get deep into conversation when she lets slip that she's in a loveless marriage.
Corpsey is shaken by this revelation.
For the next party, Corpsey picks out his finest pair of cargo shorts and makes it his mission to rescue this woman from that horrible monster, the mayor.
Little did he know, she already had her own plans to ensnare Corpsey, but she takes one look at his cargo shorts and just about loses composure.
She gets herself back together and then sexily saunters back over to him, gently guiding his head with her hand, so that she can whisper, breathily hot and steamy sexual innuendos into his ear, finished by a little, hot, wet tongue lashing around his ear.
From that point on, the next 6 months go by in a flash when Corpsey suddenly finds himself needing to haul ass to get out of town one night when the secret gets out after a friend lets him know that the mayor has sent a team of "good ol' boys" in their pick-up trucks, rifle racks and confederate battle flags out to kill him.
Corpsey makes it out just in the nick of time and has just enough money saved to start over again the next state over...