Kid Charlemagne Does Ramadan, a Chronicle

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ver$hy ver$h said:
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According to one story, Muhammad had a cat named Muezza ( معزة). While preparing for prayer, Muhammad discovered Muezza on his prayer robe, so he cut the sleeve off as to not disturb the cat.

edit: I used to use this teaching for a reason why I would not disturb my pet while she was sleeping on my lap, for the PROPHET would not disturb the sleep of a cat and would instead make himself, blessed be his name, awkward rather than disturb the slumber of the GODDESS BASTET
 
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thirdform said:
one for the @kid charlemagne - only 8 more days to go, you can do it!

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Last couple days, and the next few, have been a blur. Have not done well waking up to eat in the morning leaving me frail and ready to pounce at food at sunset. Just so much running around between cities and people this morning I saw purple under my eyes. That’s ok I’m still a pretty boy. A friend texted me about the last 10 days…. He said last 5 minutes in the lakers game, lebron just passed me the ball, time for me to go to work…..
 
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kid charlemagne said:
Last couple days, and the next few, have been a blur. Have not done well waking up to eat in the morning leaving me frail and ready to pounce at food at sunset. Just so much running around between cities and people this morning I saw purple under my eyes. That’s ok I’m still a pretty boy. A friend texted me about the last 10 days…. He said last 5 minutes in the lakers game, lebron just passed me the ball, time for me to go to work…..
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some people eat a big meal before bed and make that their suhoor.
 
kid charlemagne

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thank god i am away from line b..... so much fucking talking about women.... going insane.... this latina hitting me up seeing she is back in the city in may to see me and she keeps liking my ig stories.... woman i unfollowed you but u still want me whatever..... line b talking about girls my god i am on edge....he has encouraged me to get back in the woman game once ramadan endws...... allah forgive i am going to sin..... and these young women that i work with.....whewwwwwwwwwww
 
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luka said:
Allah says your allowed to kiss girls
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I had the little green book that the Ayatollah dished out and it said it was OK to get married for an hour if you wanted to have some 'relief', you could divorce her immediately after, all Ok
 
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been in tears for the last hour.... yes i did it.... i finished i did ramadan....i completed the journey.... immediately the day after i start listening to kendrick lamar and jay z albums.... thank you allah.... and then in a few days i will be on dating apps again..... i had been on edge the past couple days and past week and few days later because of waiting to hear about jobs and i am moving and i dont like moving.... it is all so magical that the timing... rmamdan ending during very pivotal days of life..... also being on edge and ive been working damn near every day past week..... i want to smack the shit outta some of these managers bro....
 
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