Placenames not to conjure with

[luka]

Basingstoke

 

[IdleRich]

Swindon

 

[Murphy]

Gloucester

 

[Murphy]

Leeds

 

[Murphy]

Mevagissey

 

[william_kent]

Basingstoke

also known as 'Boringstoke'

 

[JubeWalrus]

Bradford

 

[IdleRich]

also known as 'Boringstoke'

Used to go with a girl from nearby, she referred to it as Amazingstoke

 

[luka]

Grimsby is a classic

 

[IdleRich]

Hull, Hartlepool, Middlesbrough, Sunderland... Louth

 

[IdleRich]

Milton Keynes obviously

 

[william_kent]

Milton Keynes obviously

and its neighbour, Bletchley

always makes me think of almost vomiting

 

[Mr. Tea]

Surbiton, which it's almost impossible not to call 'Suburbiton'.

Godalming.

 

[DLaurent]

Godalming has some fishing lakes I want to visit. I'll go for Peterborough.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Merthyr Tydfil. The second part makes me think of 'infill' or 'landfill.'

 

[jenks]

Vange

 

[jenks]

Fobbing
Mucking

 

[Murphy]

Dungeness

 

[pattycakes_]

Shepton Mallet

 

[IdleRich]

Staines, Slough, Watford, Croydon...

And per the famous saying, it is better to die on your feet than live in Neasden.