Best First Lines

[catalog]

Maybe
I don't really wanna know

 

[version]

Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English Channel

 

[Benny Bunter]

It's scary how big a genius he was

 

[catalog]

It was the fault of the government

 

[luka]

dont recognise any of these except shook ones and the fall ones

 

[catalog]

Rich needs to restate the rules

 

[catalog]

Any way
Any day

Mavado gangster for life

 

[catalog]

Might have got it wrong tbh

Can ppl put the song names ffs

 

[version]

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years

 

[Benny Bunter]

When will the good Scotch return?
In all its scarred, splendor
When will the price of Scotch come down?

thee biggest lyricl genius of the 20th century, who else could write that?

 

[Benny Bunter]

Art thou that thick?

 

[version]

Stand on the block, Reebok, gun cocked

 

[luka]

Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English Channel

probably the best one

 

[luka]

Stand on the block, Reebok, gun cocked

avalance rock

 

[william_kent]

Listen to the voice of Buddha
Saying stop your sericulture



Human League - Being Boiled

the tune that educated a generation about the evils of silkworm exploitation

edit: proto darkside riffage

 

[martin]

I pick up the phone / I dial any number
I get out my muscle / It's a twitching cucumber

 

[william_kent]

I pick up the phone / I dial any number
I get out my muscle / It's a twitching cucumber

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oh...

this used to get played a lot when I was at school ( during lunch time obviously )



Pork dukes _ making bacon

 

[bassbeyondreason]

My mother said, "You sucked my pussy when you came out
Don't ever talk back
I handed you life and I'll snatch it back"

 

[bassbeyondreason]

I hate lovers
I hate the way they go to the bathroom
In shifts after they've fucked.

 

[william_kent]

FUCK THE POLITICALLY MINDED!
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY!

blah blah



CRASS - Do They Owe Us a Living?

my candidate for best wasted best sing a long chorus of all time:

DO THEY OWE US A LIVING?
OF COURSE THEY DO!
OF COURSE THEY DO!
DO THEY OWE US A LIVING?
OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO!