Does anyone here have an Irish accent?

[sus]

I need someone with an Irish accent to record my Wakeish masterpiece poem about Elon Musk. I can attach a recording for reference

 

[sus]

Here is an example reading though obviously I don't have a real Irish accent: https://attachments.are.na/35428731/4383487f45918137366a989c583ec307.m4a?1742613082

 

[Murphy]

@shields

 

[Clinamenic]

I need someone with an Irish accent to record my Wakeish masterpiece poem about Elon Musk. I can attach a recording for reference

But does your Joycean poem about Elon Musk beat my Pynchonian show tune about Elon Musk?

"Don't Mind the Mind Virus (and Make Twitter Great Again!)"

Therrrrrre's.... a.... rampant set of notions takin' over
The values and opinions of our youth!
And we don't have to take it bendin' over,
[Musk and Bonobos bend over and peek-a-boo under their legs at the audience]
When our new moderator is so shrewd!

The fear of being canceled is no longer
The primary suppressant of our views!
[Musk and Bonobos gesticulate holding binoculars to their eyes]
Our children will assuredly be stronger
And our women will no longer be confused!

You are free to speak your mind
with no pressure to be kind.
Just think of all the libs whom you can trigger!
We just know you're salivatin'
while anxiously anticipatin'
the opportunity to say the word nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

[Musk's neuralink overheats and he falls to the floor, foaming at the mouth, while the Bonobos break into electrocuted chaos]

 

[Murphy]

dm me, I can think in Belfast/the north and vocaroo a sample

 

[william_kent]

@shiels

 

[william_kent]

@Murphy

snap

 

[Murphy]

sorry for laughing @sus , you have to admit the pitch is a bit high and the locations of unknown provenance

 

[Murphy]

@droid

 

[Murphy]

and the Ireland lovers - @... and @luka if any sound engineers among the clans could overlay a sample of Ian Paisley’s bark over another vocal, it could break sociopolitical barriers

Belfast is technically British though and like paint stripper in the same way Glaswegian and Scouse are

 

[Murphy]

the one night it’s dead and I can’t monopolise the tune hub any more

what dialect are you looking for? the north, as an example - listen for Ken’s “lib-er-eh-yate”

 

[Murphy]

Ah, you were going for a period slant

 

[0bleak]

and the Ireland lovers - @... and @luka if any sound engineers among the clans could overlay a sample of Ian Paisley’s bark over another vocal, it could break sociopolitical barriers

Belfast is technically British though and like paint stripper in the same way Glaswegian and Scouse are

I can also put anyone's voice through any other sound as the "carrier" in a vocoder

 

[0bleak]

would you say he sounds more or less irish now?

 

[Murphy]

It sounds like Luke Vibert’s I Love Acid, dunno if that helps

 

[0bleak]

I ran his voice through a sound called "dark space pad".
not sure if anyone gets my sense of humor

 

[kid charlemagne]

i have some irish friends who could do it

 

[Corpsey]

I can do an offensive impersonation

 

[sus]

I can do an offensive impersonation

let a thousand flowers bloom

 

[sus]

I'll upload the text today just need to transcribe thanks everybody