Luke goes viral on LinkedIn

[mixed_biscuits]

This exposure has saturated the market and made you uncool. Same thing happened to Bing Crosby.

 

[shiels]

Are you still doing southbank? Im
Working around there sometimes

 

[luka]

I never make £ when its hot. Might get good after 5, possibly.

 

[luka]

Are you still doing southbank? Im
Working around there sometimes

Its not south bank proper but yeah, same spot every day without fail

 

[mvuent]

You decide the subject and how much you want to pay (awkward!)

He happily obliged and I stood awkwardly to one side staring at the river until the tapping stopped.

We chatted for a while about poetry, I thanked him, complemented his work and sheepishly offered him £5 hoping not to offend.

The results were impressive and delivered in a fraction of the time it took Luke.

this philip stockdale is a fucking moron. and probably a pyschopath.

 

[Corpsey]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/

 

[bun-u]

@luka have you been asked yet to participate in corporate team days?

 

[JubeWalrus]

Hyped to get an influx of new members migrating from LinkedIn

 

[shakahislop]

Hyped to get an influx of new members migrating from LinkedIn

someone make an account and post a comment saying 'enjoyed this poem from the river poet? you can find more of his work at dissensus.com!' then link them to one of the malelesbian threads

 

[Clinamenic]

someone make an account and post a comment saying 'enjoyed this poem from the river poet? you can find more of his work at dissensus.com!' then link them to one of the malelesbian threads

Yeah someone should go tout the "AL FRESCO SHITTING" thread as luke's magnum opus

 

[shiels]

Think this poem is good? Wait til you read about craners bumhole

 

[wektor]

Set up a twitch stream with camera positioned over typewriter and take requests, a patreon too. @Clinamenic knows how to set all this up easy

factually a brilliant idea

 

[Clinamenic]

Think this poem is good? Wait til you read about craners bumhole

Yes "philip stockdale" neglected to mention that the sensation of luke's poem was like fireworks, a revelation.

 

[shiels]

factually a brilliant idea

No brainer. Could work with a go pro strapped to the forehead. @woops doing the same, they’d be like orbital but with typewriters instead of synths. 10x their audience 100x maybe

 

[line b]

Im guna get so much abuse 4 this arent i

KILL YOURSELLFFFFFFF

 

[Clinamenic]

No brainer. Could work with a go pro strapped to the forehead. @woops doing the same, they’d be like orbital but with typewriters instead of synths. 10x their audience 100x maybe

Then we could also see him after work, pounding down buzzballs

 

[sus]

Amazing shoes he's got on. Luke is aging like fine wine. He's coming into himself. I've never seen him so handsome or successful. It gives me hope for my own future.

 

[sus]

Poem isn't bad either, the opening lines are quite good

 

[sus]

I love a creative director saying "I used his service once."

 

[line b]

I love a creative director saying "I used his service once."

Like a whore he flew out for the company retreat