How modern couples speak

[sus]

We say “Coooookie honey pieeee. Prompt Ace. Prompt Biscuits at the butchers. Give a girl some peace."

It's all very disgusting and adorable we're very in love.

 

[luka]

Genuinely believe gus has bin hiding under couples beds to harvest material

 

[Murphy]

how americans talk

"shit or get off the pot" "howdy lil' lady"

www.dissensus.com

 

[mixed_biscuits]

We fall onto the mattress all, "We made it" "Barely" "What a day what a life" "Imagine another" "Believe it or not..." and "Hello darkness my old friend."

She's so lucky to have a son like you.

 

[Clinamenic]

Its commonplace in San Francisco for people to make forms for people who want to date them, or to, say, participate in an orgy with them.

 

[Clinamenic]

There are certain aspects of this which are straightforwardly sterile, as this thread describes, but part of it also strikes me as subverting the culture of procedure and bureaucracy and essentially turning it into some kind of game. Detournement.

 

[sus]

Its commonplace in San Francisco for people to make forms for people who want to date them, or to, say, participate in an orgy with them.

That's very true. Fill out this form with all your sexual preferences boundaries kinks and safe words. Add emergency contact info. Etc

 

[luka]

this is thirdform

 

[sus]

I think this was ultimately revealed to be a parody, but the fact that its status was ambiguous for a while makes it a reasonable representation of reality

 

[sus]

You may explore Zoe's body with your hand in whichever way you're both co-inspired.

Your tongue may touch Zoe anywhere. Zoe may orally enjoy your penis & testicles.

It is not forbidden to partake of Zoe's ass and pussy with your cock!

 

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[other_life]

Modern couples love to "process" the party on the car ride home.

done this since time immemorial! have you read colette?

Negotiation is just domination by other means

that's exactly what makes it a good thing - world is moved by force even if force of love. appropriate means for doing so are site-specific. all friendship is sparring and all teaching is a kind of grooming. mishlei 27:17

And deeply, deeply paranoid

you! you are paranoid!

We give each other prompts, topics to talk about later, so if we're texting one of us will say "Prompt: Marina" and so that I can remind her at dinner to tell me all about her crazy coworker

you are doing the same thing, and that is fine! this is office speak.

Its commonplace in San Francisco for people to make forms for people who want to date them, or to, say, participate in an orgy with them.

i think you are right about all of this being a kind of detournement; people have always made work into eros and vice versa (work-energy and love-energy are exactly the same); as an aside people ~of this sort~ in s.f. and n.y. are now an upper caste who need match-making services even apart from dating apps - like brahmins or jews

 

[sus]

done this since time immemorial! have you read colette?

No, please quote!

 

[sus]

Good post other life.

Tho I have to correct you the "prompt:" thing is a reference to creative exercises. Which are slightly corporate/post-MFA, but.

 

[sus]

I think this was ultimately revealed to be a parody, but the fact that its status was ambiguous for a while makes it a reasonable representation of reality

@version do you "like" this?

 

[other_life]

This kind of gentle feminine trickery always disarms me, and Valentine, who always exasperates and sometimes astounds me, as if I suddenly glimpsed through her coils of false hair or through her cloche hats or extravagantly big and gauzy hats the pointed tip of a sly little animal's ear. I cannot help but laughing.