The power of google

[Landfill Elektronikz]

was amazed to see I'm still pulling over 200 visitors a day without posting anything! it's all down to referrals from google searches.

just checking the most recent search queries. some obvious:

DJ GRIME SCENE
digital mystikz download mix
download mp3 digital mystikz
grime tracks
loefah beat them
lethal b mp3
showcase bashment
Mike Paradinas uses propellerhead reason
richard h. kirk it's better
frank de wulf mixes mp3 free
Aphex twin production tips

some less obvious, but I know why they came up:

dave howard
todd rundgren acid
Rundgren mp3
landscape norman bates download
tka freestyle mp3 download

a couple of strange ones as I don't recall mentioning them at the blog:

lynsey de paul -sugar me free download
where can i listen to lady kier

fascinating stuff (for me anyway). Sometimes my blog turns up when I google stuff myself. never really looked into it before, but I'm on blog-holiday so enjoying wasting time lokking at shit like this.

anyone else with their own websites monitoring this sort of thing? what's the strangest search query you've had a referral from?

also it's interesting that so many queries involve 'free MP3s'. evrybody wants their free tunes, don't they? cheapskate cuntz...

 

[Landfill Elektronikz]

wow, this thread stinks.

gonna keep it as my own private place to record google search phrases.

although this first one came via Ask Jeeves:

'cough and fever in kittin' (thnaks for misspelling 'kitten' there)

and this via MSN search:

'used gutter machine'

true googles:

'target "dr who" achilleos'

'buy analogue bubblebath 5 on cassette tape '

and my fave for today:

'blake baxter asshole'


keep off my thread, you fuckaz!

 

[bassnation]

anyone else with their own websites monitoring this sort of thing? what's the strangest search query you've had a referral from?

not so much a google search referral, but a few years back my bandwidth got hammered with people repeatedely streaming mp3 mixes instead of downloading, had to pay a massive fine with the isp and ended up changing providers.

when i checked the referrer logs i tracked most of the hits down to a czech hacker website, which of course i was unable to view due to it being members only. "cheers you selfish twats" i thought to myself as i zipped up all the audio files and reuploaded.

 

[hint]

anyone else with their own websites monitoring this sort of thing? what's the strangest search query you've had a referral from?

Worryingly, we once got one for - abu hamza guestbook 2005. I'm probably being spied on by the CIA right now as a result.

This month it's quite boring - just names of artists whose names appear somewhere on the site (mixes / charts / reviews).

 

[Landfill Elektronikz]

oi, get off my thread you lot!!!

oh, hang on, I like you guys...you can stay

I could have LOADS more referrals if I posted more 'classic rock' stuff...

Last year I did one single post that involved the Kinks' 'Picture Book'. Just been looking at the top search keywords that have led people to my blog since I started tracking last year...

#5 = Picture
#6 = Book
#9 = kinks

These beat the words 'dubstep', 'analord', 'vex'd' , 'riddim' and all the others that appear with tedious regularity at my blog.

still, the latest selection of phrases is on the money:

'new beat belgium'
'grime mp3 downloads'
'detroit techno mp3 blog '
'vex'd session mp3'
"robert rental"

ad neuseum

(puffs chest with pride)

plus,er, 'concordes'

heh...

 

[sufi]

i like this game

my best so far:
http://www.google.az/search?hl=az&ie=UTF-8&q=بِسْمِ+اللهِ+الرَّحْمنِ+الرَّحِيمِِ+
top ranking for the 1st line of the quran in azerbaijan in fully syllablised vclassical arabic
(i think we also got malaysia!)

more later....?

 

[joanofarctan]

This week's funny search queries for kontent :

goldsmiths is shit
dial-a-poets
illegal sounds
culturcide
junkspace
fried goya

Fried goya?

I was first a page result for most Julie Verhoeven/Kirsten Dunst queries for a while. I had a lot of confused visitors.

 

[Landfill Elektronikz]

This week's funny search queries for kontent :

Like the drawings!!

My last selection before I jet off on my hols:

'dubstep blog gutter '
'Melodies From Mars Download　Aphex Twin　mp3 '
'pan sonic live mp3s'
'cybotron interface tracklist '
'eq remove background music from track mac'
'F-Tizzle - Gype' - I was top of the page for this one - bet the googler was pissed off to find that Blazey's mix was no longer available!

and my fave for the day:

'grease, stray cats , shakin stevens'

 

[john eden]

muslim sexy mans

My fave "phrase" searches for uncarved.org for August 2005:

infibulation
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air conditioning and urbanism
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fuckpod
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in praise of chips
jack mansfield space travel
what happens to a woman body when she gets her organism

Fucking excellent, I think you'll agree!

Other than that a load of stuff about dub, welcome to jamrock, mark stewart, crass and the like.

 

[Rambler]

This week's funny search queries for kontent :

goldsmiths is shit

LOL

 

[sufi]

dump

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Turabi+Bolad
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...

 

[sufi]

next issue:

referrer spam

 

[boomnoise]

with this in the news today and Google Talk set to take off, google has undoubtedly got the power beyond the search. this for instance blew my mind.