IdleRich

IdleRich
I watched the first couple of episodes of Underbelly now (on youtube), seems pretty good. It's not really like The Wire though, is kinda fast-paced or you could call it lean or taut or something. It's not dumb with that, that's not what I'm saying exactly, just not a lot of fat on it and it works - so far.... except for a couple of unnecessary slomo scenes.
 

william_kent

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like the worst most boring drunk I'll repeat myself here, but only because my original post in the Australians thread points to a dead link ( from here on in I'm quoting myself from back in the days when I was coherent and sober, I fear you are witnessing the gradual degradation and destruction of a previously fully functioning human being , fuck I even messed that intro up ) :

Dennis Allen aka Mr Death aka Dial-A-Death aka Mr. D

at one point he was THE heroin dealer in Melbourne, but scoring off him could be fatal - crack a joke he didn't find amusing and you were likely to end up with a bullet in the head and chopped up with a chainsaw - get arrested while on his payroll and it's a hot shot for you - after days of IV speed and drinking he could end up a little bit unpredictable resulting in yet more deaths - the Dial-A-Death moniker was due to his habit of inviting his victims over to 'party', although sometimes Dennis's idea of a party was to kill in his living room ( too lazy or out of it to leave his house to kill ) - although he could also 'party' in a more conventional sense: the "cord hanging permanently from his arm" wasn't a fashion statement, but a means of applying a tourniquet quickly for the next dig of speed - "pieces of his heart actually broke off after decades of heavy drug abuse"

'Chopper' Read refers to Dennis as a 'psycho' in this one, which probably says something:



TOUGH NUTS - DENNIS ALLEN


one of my favourite Australian true crime doc recreated mentally vids

if you don't find the first 1 minute and 44 seconds seconds of this "docudrama" absolutely hilarious then I'm afraid there is no hope for you
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
like the worst most boring drunk I'll repeat myself here, but only because my original post in the Australians thread points to a dead link ( from here on in I'm quoting myself from back in the days when I was coherent and sober, I fear you are witnessing the gradual degradation and destruction of a previously fully functioning human being , fuck I even messed that intro up ) :

Dennis Allen aka Mr Death aka Dial-A-Death aka Mr. D

at one point he was THE heroin dealer in Melbourne, but scoring off him could be fatal - crack a joke he didn't find amusing and you were likely to end up with a bullet in the head and chopped up with a chainsaw - get arrested while on his payroll and it's a hot shot for you - after days of IV speed and drinking he could end up a little bit unpredictable resulting in yet more deaths - the Dial-A-Death moniker was due to his habit of inviting his victims over to 'party', although sometimes Dennis's idea of a party was to kill in his living room ( too lazy or out of it to leave his house to kill ) - although he could also 'party' in a more conventional sense: the "cord hanging permanently from his arm" wasn't a fashion statement, but a means of applying a tourniquet quickly for the next dig of speed - "pieces of his heart actually broke off after decades of heavy drug abuse"

'Chopper' Read refers to Dennis as a 'psycho' in this one, which probably says something:



TOUGH NUTS - DENNIS ALLEN


one of my favourite Australian true crime doc recreated mentally vids

if you don't find the first 1 minute and 44 seconds seconds of this "docudrama" absolutely hilarious then I'm afraid there is no hope for you ( either that or I am condemned to one of the lower circles of Hell where I'm trying to tug on and extract a tapeworm of infinite length and girth which is "extruding" while lime deformed pigeons peck at my exposed liver FOR EVER )*

* I get that you don't get to choose, so I expect my fate will be much worse


I like the bit where Eric Cantona put sellotape on his sunburn.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Has anyone (ie @jenks) read this book Little, Big by John Crowley? Sounds really interesting... possibly

This book is the closest thing to a fever dream or a psychedelic experience that I've ever found in terms of literature [. . .] bizarre beyond words, but beautiful beyond description
 

jenks

thread death
You lost me with faeries - I’m quite allergic to fantasy. But I’d be prepared to have my prejudice challenged.
 

jenks

thread death
Currently reading a whole bunch of great stuff.
New David Peace on Munich 56
New Olga Tokarczuk
New Virginie Despentes’ superbly titled Dear Dickhead
Old door stopper biog of Peter Sellers by Roger Lewis
And a re-read of Barnaby Rudge which feels very contemporary as it’s about the Gordon Riots and has a number of parallels with the recent ‘Farage’ riots.
And the new book on Lawrence from Felt which could just be a freak show but is very subtly handled.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
You lost me with faeries - I’m quite allergic to fantasy. But I’d be prepared to have my prejudice challenged.
I hear that. I missed the subtitle cos I thought it might put people off... I haven't read it so can't really stick up for it but it sounds interesting.
 

martin

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Sarah Helm – “Ravensbruck”

About as harrowing as you’d expect, with an overwhelming roster of guards/prisoners to keep track of (though Helm reintroduces each character when she returns to them, which soon becomes essential). Always feels weird ‘recommending’ books like this, but it was an important project: the camp destroyed its records before the Russians rolled in, so Helm had to put a fair bit of work into tracking down survivors/victims’ families (and one ex-guard) and to sift through what documentary evidence remains, giving this hellhole an actual history beyond shoddy ‘70s pulp imaginings. The Red Cross don’t come out of this well at all…under pressure from the British govt and Polish underground to take action and monitor the camp, their response was a big fat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, thanks to corruption, cowardice and plain apathy: perhaps the women prisoners should have tried infringing their fucking trademark.

George Tremlett: “Little Legs: Muscleman of Soho”

Here’s not what to do when you’re trying to squeeze distinctive social history out of an alcoholic dwarf: ply him with endless bottles of scotch in return for increasingly lurid stories. What could have been an interesting book about a Soho ‘freak’ performer who took part in ‘60s wrestling bouts and made an appearance in a Beatles film turns into overblown bullshit about running amok with the Kray Twins (guess the umpteen books on the Krays all neglected to mention the 4ft pimp crucial to their crime wave?) Tremlett’s decision to write it all in first person in a cockney accent takes it from tragedy to farce to ‘why am I still reading this shit?’ pretty fast. Little Legs had the last laugh: he drank himself to death shortly before this was published, scuppering Tremlett’s planned book tour. Honestly not worth it.
 

william_kent

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A couple of weeks ago I read "Soho in the eighties" by Christopher Howse

a memoir of dens of iniquity where the author emphasised that the regulars would try and scare off the bores by their witty repartee which seemed to consist of "fuck off you boring cunt"

a really sad read
 

william_kent

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I was lead into an exploration of SOHO through

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this biography of a crackhead with a stalker mentality chasing a pure yet debauched page three girl

You Cannot Live As I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The thoroughly disgraceful life and times of Willie Donaldson​


he was fucked off when David Tibet's "DANDY" mate ended up shooting her up with smack and 'stealing her'
 

william_kent

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although of course my first explorations of SOHO were completely second hand when a couple of mates from secondary school got lead to a clip joint on the promise of "live sex show" and their bank accounts were drained

and another guy from my high school who traded in on his Italian surname, "his cousins were connected, made men" ventured upstairs to a "model's apartment" in SOHO and lost his virginity and he described the experience as "like sticking your dick into the sleeve of soggy woollen pullover"
 

william_kent

Well-known member
George Tremlett: “Little Legs: Muscleman of Soho”

for some reason I might recommend this book

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A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent​


disgusting memoir of a rent boy

the scene where the 12 pound dildo is retrieved with most of a colon sticking to it will not remove it myself from my memory

edit: this book will make you rethink your opinion of professional sports in the USA specially "football"
 

martin

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although of course my first explorations of SOHO were completely second hand when a couple of mates from secondary school got lead to a clip joint on the promise of "live sex show" and their bank accounts were drained

Just struck me, it's probably 30 years this week since I left the 'parental nest' in Luton to start my DTP course in London. A similar thing happened to some home counties rubes on my course...a very friendly, fit girl with a ring through her nose approached them in Soho and assured them they could come downstairs and enjoy drinks with her hot mates...only for them to get frogmarched to the nearest ATM by some psychos in bomber jackets, to cough up £300 for their round.

Mind you, I went to Megatripolis, so I can't mock too hard.
 

william_kent

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Just struck me, it's probably 30 years this week since I left the 'parental nest' in Luton to start my DTP course in London. A similar thing happened to some home counties rubes on my course...a very friendly, fit girl with a ring through her nose approached them in Soho and assured them they could come downstairs and enjoy drinks with her hot mates...only for them to get frogmarched to the nearest ATM by some psychos in bomber jackets, to cough up £300 for their round.

Mind you, I went to Megatripolis, so I can't mock too hard.

my mates fell for that scam years before megatriplolis ( showing my age here ) and it was a big black bloke in a bomber jacket who lead them to the clip joint on the promise of "hot action on stage", they were 15 at the time so they didn't really have that much money to steal but they got rinsed none the less

they survived to tell us about the experience so "most" of their peers never fell for such fuckery
 

martin

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they survived to tell us about the experience so "most" of their peers never fell for such fuckery
At least they were kids...I've since known 40+s who've wandered into similar traps in Cyprus, Japan, etc. I worked with a creepy married bloke in the 2000s (who liked The Fall, incidentally - Fall fans really turned me off that band) who went on a press junket to Cape Town and had to ring the tour organiser at 3am, begging to be rescued from some shanty town where he'd gone for a cheap punt - only to get robbed.
 

william_kent

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my friends daughter was only recently telling about her female friend and the friends mother who both woke up in pools of their own sick in a capsule hotel after a night out in Kabuchiko and then found out that their bank accounts were drained #roofied #yakuza_trix
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
although of course my first explorations of SOHO were completely second hand when a couple of mates from secondary school got lead to a clip joint on the promise of "live sex show" and their bank accounts were drained

and another guy from my high school who traded in on his Italian surname, "his cousins were connected, made men" ventured upstairs to a "model's apartment" in SOHO and lost his virginity and he described the experience as "like sticking your dick into the sleeve of soggy woollen pullover"

My friend who was a model had a job in Soho, saw a sign scrawled on a door saying Models This Way and thought "that's me" (he was kinda naive like that) so he just strolled straight in, was surprised by what he saw inside walked straight back out.
 
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