Cycling

william_kent

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Probably, dog. I sold my last bike for weed about fifteen years ago.

I have a mountain bike for sale, it was a 'company bike', I stole it, I'll take £200 or ono, I'm being nagged about the "space' it occupies

( eBay prices range from £1000 to £4000 for the same model, so "bargain" )

might look like this;

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or not

next NORTHERN dissensus meet-up, 17th May, cash in hand - it is yours
 

william_kent

Well-known member
I'm recalibrating the minimum offer on the basis of eBay algorithms,


I will accept £333, £666, £777 or multiples of £93 + £23
 

luka

Well-known member
looking at how high that saddle is raised. catalog said you wrere 5'4 with white peroxide dreads but im starting to think he was telling porkies
 

luka

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he said you you did that drop your flaccid nob into the pint jar routine and it hit bottom thats how he knew you were a retirred porn star. he said you made him do crystal meth and poppers but he was adamant that you were 5'4 and had peroxide dreads.
 

william_kent

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he said you you did that drop your flaccid nob into the pint jar routine and it hit bottom thats how he knew you were a retirred porn star. he said you made him do crystal meth and poppers but he was adamant that you were 5'4 and had peroxide dreads.

how would he know after all the roofies I pressed on him?
 

luka

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well i guess he was confused and unscrupulous as you are you planted suggestions in hes head
 

catalog

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See you there @william_kent i can probably do 4.30pm now, rather than 6.

I've got a little something for you.

Sandbar.

Inshallah the weather will hold and we can sit outside.

Bring your bike if you want, I will have a look.

I was in a situation recently where I could have really done with a bike but I binned mine when we moved, for same reasons of space.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
Cycling is a supreme pleasure in life

Up there with mars bars and heroin
completely agree with this. i don't think i could live without a bicycle. it's the ultimate freedom and it's so cheap. no gasoline needed, no taxes to pay, no expensive public transport tickets. it feels like magic that you can move so far with such minimum effort. whenever i have been away from home for a longer time the first thing i long for is to be back on my bicycle again.
 

mixed_biscuits

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I have a mountain bike for sale, it was a 'company bike', I stole it, I'll take £200 or ono, I'm being nagged about the "space' it occupies

( eBay prices range from £1000 to £4000 for the same model, so "bargain" )

might look like this;

img_0085.jpg


or not

next NORTHERN dissensus meet-up, 17th May, cash in hand - it is yours
I don't see why we should pay you to solve one of your problems; just hand over the bike.
 
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