I am a dad and I smoke weed...

[Murphy]

That’s a space bong.

 

[constant escape]

But to space customs its just a regular bong.

 

[IdleRich]

I like how there's no suggestion that girls are worth engaging with on their own merits. No hint that even sex is worth the trouble. The normal thing to do would be to stay at home wanking if it wasn't that women are one of the 12 trials a man must master if he wishes to enter Valhalla.

Who is this guy?

 

[Murphy]

 

[luka]

Who is this guy?

Not seen him before. Limburger collected him. He's a special Pokemon.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I am a dad and I would like to smoke some weed.

 

[Slothrop]

I'm a dad since about six weeks ago and to be honest a solid night's sleep would be pretty mind altering right now.

 

[sufi]

I'm a dad since about six weeks ago and to be honest a solid night's sleep would be pretty mind altering right now.

Kongrats!!

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm a dad since about six weeks ago and to be honest a solid night's sleep would be pretty mind altering right now.

Awesome! Also, congratulations on not milking the news for Likes, like I did.

 

[Leo]

congrats, @Slothrop! a next-gen dissensean in training. we need you and @Mr. Tea to rally your offspring to counter the American invasion.

 

[john eden]

Big up papa @Slothrop

The sleep thing gets better. You might not get more sleep but you do get better at dealing with less sleep.

Life is pretty mind altering already as a new parent....

 

[Slothrop]

Thanks folks! Given his current talents for screaming, rolling around on the floor, vomiting and shitting himself I'm currently prepping him for a career in power electronics or something.

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

I remember weaning our daughter with vatican shadow as the soundtrack. Think I had lost my mind by that point, looking back

 

[Mr. Tea]

I remember weaning our daughter with vatican shadow as the soundtrack. Think I had lost my mind by that point, looking back

I hope she rebels by listening exclusively to gentle indie-pop.

 

[luka]

PETER HITCHENS: Britain stinks of cannabis and our rulers' corruption

PETER HITCHENS examines the case of Jason Imi (pictured), who was killed in Ascot after an unnamed youth out of his mind on marijuana struck him while at the wheel of a powerful car.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Britain stinks of cannabis - and our rulers' corruption: PETER HITCHENS says we are paying a heavy price for failing to enforce laws against marijuana for more than 40 years​

 

[Corpsey]

Was this thread written to defend dope smoking dads?

 

[Murphy]

 

[version]

 

[line b]

 

[Murphy]

Midweek is alright. I can handle it, making jokes about Ian Brady and the Brady Bunch then deleting it. Shout out to Liam (the Gooner you heathens) Brady in there too. See, aimless associations

Then you re-read it back. What? You cant leave that. There. Tee-hee. No it isnt. Stfu and eat the avocados. No, I am stronger. Sleep is for poofs, look at those aged eye bags like fucked duvets. Used to be on it, no memory leakage. Now? Look at this shit

It helps (to paraphrase), like wd40 - a little bit goes a long way