Anaconda (1997)
Thought it might be fun in a shit way, but it was just shit. They tried to do Jaws in the Amazon with a giant snake and it really shows. There are so many limp imitations of musical cues, certain shots, the iconic moments. They've got the zoom, the snake popping out of the water, the ticking fishing line, the grizzled, lunatic hunter. It just goes on and on. The cast's bizarre too: J-Lo, Ice Cube, Jon Voight and Owen Wilson? Voight is absolutely ridiculous. He's got this horrible, thin ponytail and sounds like he's doing a Tommy Wiseau impersonation.