Roiling football blather

[Murphy]

Night shift Englanders sharing the office are buzzing, don’t get me wrong I’m French tonight and 1000% biased

Death to England!

 

[Murphy]

It’s all well and good knocking it round at the back but the ball has to go forward to score, look at Spain

 

[Leo]

I anxiously await @IdleRich's halftime report.

 

[luka]

I don't mind losing to France, they're a better team, but it's a shame we have to look so insipid. where's Terry Butcher with a bandage round his head and blood in his eyes?

 

[Leo]

has it ever happened that a player has passed the ball back to their goaltender, and the goalie mishandles it and the ball goes in their own net? seems highly unlikely but not impossible.

 

[luka]

i like football when it's all desperation and panic. today's football feels bloodless.

 

[Murphy]

Yes

 

[luka]

has it ever happened that a player has passed the ball back to their goaltender, and the goalie mishandles it and the ball goes in their own net? seems highly unlikely but not impossible.

yeah course. its also happened that a golaie has tried to throw it out to a team mate but accidentally threw it into his net lol

 

[luka]

brazilain ref say no more

 

[luka]

Gary Neville's put on a lot of timber

 

[Leo]

you hate him, right?

 

[Murphy]

50 odd minutes for redemption or it’s up your Thames hawheehawing your rigging

 

[luka]

we'll lose 3 or 4 nil

 

[Leo]

 

[Mr. Tea]

KANE YOU KNOBBER!

 

[luka]

much better second half but harry kane should be thrown in the dungeons for that he should never see sunlight again

 

[luka]

he's let himself down, he's let his family down and most of all he's let his country down.

 

[Leo]

France v. Morocco semi-final. not like the countries have any history or anything.

 

[Leo]

Poor Kane. He’s battling hard against the tears, which surely will come at some point tonight. Sooner rather than later. Bellingham looks distraught and is consoled by Aaron Ramsdale, then Gareth Southgate, who also spends a few minutes hugging his captain. Southgate knows a thing or two about missing crucial penalties, Euro 96 and all that, so he’ll be a rock for Kane, who is a study in utter desolation right now. He trudges off down the tunnel.

 

[Mr. Tea]

KANE YOU KNOBBER!

I should really be a professional commentator.