did you guys watch 'old jews telling jokes' recently? that was brilliant... might still be on iplayer
The one I heard was "Why does Noddy have bells on his hat? Because he's a cunt."
Sure I've said this one before, but I love jokes that have multiple punchlines. The second punchline can be used to surprise someone who thinks they know what's coming next because they've heard the first punchline:
Q. Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
A(1). Because all proper tea is theft.
A(2). Because they're a bunch of smelly hippy cunts.
Good, but not up there with the Jewish paedo.
what's worse than ten dead babies in ten bins?
one dead baby in ten bins.