Teaching

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Every year newspapers in the UK publish a few choice bloopers that have caught they eye of an examiner; one that I remember in particular is probably too good to have been unintentional:
"Botany is a dirty habit practised in the West End; in the East End they call it arson".
 

Numbers

Well-known member
Further still, become an instant computer science academic here. Just input your name and the program will generate a "random Computer Science research paper, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers." Then submit to assorted conferences, sit back, and wait for the invitation to present the paper!

Hah, that site has a link to the Socal&Bricmont-affair as well. Honestly, if those experiments prove anything, then probably that there are a load of bad journals. And that most conferences just serve universities as a milking cow for extra income. The perversities of efficient science policy, isn'it.
 

don_quixote

Trent End
yeah, there's nothing to argue about. but for some reason 90% of them have picked up that if you divide by zero the answer is infinity. so i find the best way to drill it out of them is to get them to have an argument about it rather than just tell them theyre wrong.

probability is fun to get people argue about too.
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
Another (hopefully ass-tastic) quarter of teaching begins. Check out this absolutely foul piece of kitsch a student decided to write about. Is there any way to tell her this is the worst piece of crap anyone's written about in my class without upsetting her?

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I believe this artist has been featured on Oprah.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
Another (hopefully ass-tastic) quarter of teaching begins. Check out this absolutely foul piece of kitsch a student decided to write about. Is there any way to tell her this is the worst piece of crap anyone's written about in my class without upsetting her?

I believe this artist has been featured on Oprah.

Michael Godard

http://www.thethoughtfulnessshop.com/shop/category2.asp?catid=110

I wouldn't be too hard on her, maybe just point her in the direction of Mark Ryden

http://www.markryden.com/

and Eric White maybe

http://www.ewhite.com/image/images.html

and if she doesn't already get her to look at Juxtapoz magazine

http://www.juxtapoz.com/

He's doing that west coast thing, I like some of the artists, Godard is better as self-publicity than most, but less talented as a painter/fine artist.
 

zhao

there are no accidents
Check out this absolutely foul piece of kitsch a student decided to write about. Is there any way to tell her this is the worst piece of crap anyone's written about in my class without upsetting her?

I believe this artist has been featured on Oprah.

but it could be interesting if she wrote about Koons or Ruscha. what did she write?


I wouldn't be too hard on her, maybe just point her in the direction of

the difference between the stuff you linked to and this is maybe one of intention. the wine bottles thing she wrote about is not pop-surrealism, it is just so kitsch that it becomes surreal in our eyes.

what about Lisa Frank? is it pop surrealism or is it strange kitsch?

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
the difference between the stuff you linked to and this is maybe one of intention. the wine bottles thing she wrote about is not pop-surrealism, it is just so kitsch that it becomes surreal in our eyes.

what about Lisa Frank? is it pop surrealism or is it strange kitsch?

Nah it's not about intention, it's about context, and Godard totally sells himself as an artist as do Ryden and White and Koons and all that lot, Lisa Frank produces merchandise which to my knowledge hasn't been exhibited in a gallery, when she produces paintings and has lisafrankpaintings.com then I think she's fair game but it's not the same ballpark, not better or worse but different playing field. You can totally go there, of course, but I think it might confuse Gavin's student! Lisa Frank has done that classic thing of just taking it straight into product, which is alot more dangerous than working in the fine art market.
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
Yeah, I thought of Lisa Frank, whose work I actually prefer -- it's psychedelic cute overload that starts making "cute" seem weird and off in some way (like she just HAD to add golden retriever puppies in that last one)... And it's on children's stickers! The Godard is pointless sentimental piff... I think my student liked it as that (she took it at face value, bigging up those who donate their hair to cancer charities) -- her paper wasn't very good as she ran out of things to say fairly quickly. I dunno, maybe she had a relative with breast cancer, or she might just be very sentimental in general: for her favorite piece of art she brought in a picture of her son, so I told the Giotto and Dante joke:

Dante: Giotto, why are your paintings so beautiful and yet your children so ugly?

Giotto: Because I create in the light of day, but procreate in the dark of night.

Pop surrealism is pretty interesting, since it seems to be the dominant mode of advertising (it's Magritte's world, we're all just living in it) -- with the way "capitalist realism" is bandied about, you forget all the libidinal surrealism that is crucial to the consumerist avant-garde.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
Came across an interesting interview on the state of academia (UK and US) at an interesting blog about an interesting book on the state of academia....

I dunno about the US - I presume yr there Gav - but in the UK, well.

I kinda thought I'd go in, to give it a go, and basically what I found was that if you're a part of the system, you get points awarded to you via the amount of journals you have your name quoted in. And the more journals you have your name published in - if you're teaching - the more money you get towards your course.

It doesn't take a huge stretch of the imagination to see how this is implemented.

Thus I faaaacked it owrfffff. I'm happy to be proved wrong about how historicisation and academia works in the UK, I don't pretend to be a brain, but that was what I found. And I found it seriously wonting,
 

Jonesy

Wild Horses
After teaching EFL for a few years I've learnt that how you present what you're doing to your students is half the battle - at least in my field. In my job it's all about getting them speaking to each other and that can be a constant battle with some nationalities.

The key plus for me is that for once in my life people actually listen to me. It doesn't matter that they don't understand. It's all about having eyes on you as you speak.
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
Ok, I'm teaching Music Appreciation this coming quarter (yaaay!)... Basically setting it up as 20th Century Popular Music, Tin Pan Alley to 2008. Any essential topics/genres/artists you want to make sure I don't leave out? Any nice supplemental resources online or elsewhere? I'm using Reebee Garofalo's Rockin Out as a text, which isn't ideal, but I didn't know what else to use.

Pending approval with the school's IT department, I'm trying to set the class up as a blog where students make posts and leave comments instead of writing papers, so I'll link to it if that's the case (if you promise to be nice).
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
you should look at Wayne Marshall's blog, Gavin, if you haven't yet

I think he's posted his syllabus (or more than one) for some of his courses. He's about to post one on global hip-hop, says a recent post. Man knows a lot, probably some good stuff in there.

http://wayneandwax.com/

here's the link for his course on electronic music:
http://www.courses.dce.harvard.edu/~musie145/

I'm sure it will be fun! curious to see the blog..

Thanks ripley. I've been in touch with Wayne and I will definitely use his site as a resource. I would kill to teach a class on global hip hop!
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
I'm sure it will be fun! curious to see the blog..

Here it is... they are getting better, some are comfortable enough to be creative. Still experimental at this stage. Wednesday I'm learnin' them about zshare and all that crap! Already have overheard students scheming on future creative collabos... Still, I can't wait until we get through rock n roll and come to DISCO, then I hope to truly blow minds. Let me know if you've got any good ideas for future blog-signments.

http://iadtmusicappreciation.wordpress.com
 
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