A man has been arrested after reportedly trying to sell stolen goods to the public while they were gathered at a crime scene in Grimsby.
The man - seen by witnesses with a large variety of meat - , was spotted trying to sell items on Lincoln Boulevard, off Cromwell Road in Grimsby. At the time, Humberside Police were at the scene of a major investigation where a man was arrested following a 12 hour roof top standoff.
I've heard this before - did it really happen or is one of those apocryphal stories? It's a nice joke either way.Best bit of judge trolling I've heard was as follows
Defendant - I shouldn't have done that but I was as drunk as a judge
Judge - I believe that the saying that the defendant wants is in fact as "drunk as a lord"
Defendant - sorry M'lord.