Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
It's not the most... sophisticated crime I've ever heard of, but I guess the proof is in the pudding, and if they haven't been caught then I guess it's worked.
This week's most embarrassing criminal
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It's not the most... sophisticated crime I've ever heard of, but I guess the proof is in the pudding, and if they haven't been caught then I guess it's worked.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Man with very distinctive tattoos wanted over outstanding warrant
Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate him.
7news.com.au
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
No Version I will not send you lewd photographs of myself!
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
You might be asking yourself why I'm saying that I won't send lewd photographs of myself to Version, but Version made a post and deleted it.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
No Version I will not delete my posts too!
pattycakes_
Can turn naughty
Dissensus' foremost gaslighter
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Yeah, I saw it earlier. Typical version!
IdleRich
IdleRich
Did you see the tweet underneath this one which claims that during WWII the Germans built a decoy airfield out of wood to fool the allies. Apparently it had wooden planes and wooden vehicles parked there and wooden hangars and so on. And fair enough I have read about the allies doing things similar to that so why not the Germans. But the post also claims that the plucky Brits knew about the decoy from the start and after allowing the Hun to spend months building it, they showed "classic British humour" and dropped a single wooden bomb on it. I have to say I find that a little hard to believe. I suppose the raid was authorised by Air Marshall Cleese of the Flying Circus to teach the famously humourless Nazis how to have a laugh.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Not embarrassing, more like an absolute legend if you ask me. Dude breaks into the House of Lords, dons a suit he finds lying around, gets wasted on stolen champagne, isn't even noticed until CCTV is examined next day.
www.devonlive.com
Burglar roamed Palace of Westminster and quaffed Champagne
Nobody stopped Jake Pottle climbing a drainpipe and wandering around historic site used by members of the House of Lords.
www.devonlive.com
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I'm really digging Slipknot's new look here.
www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk
Man turns up to court with traffic cone on his head
A MEMBER of a gang which dumped and burnt rubbish on a country lane attempted to hide his identity when turning up at court - by wearing a traffic…
www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Another one that's not so much embarrassing as an absolute fucking legend:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow'
ALISON WHELAN drank Lambrini and ate poisonous nightshade before boarding the ferry and drifting up a river on the tide.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
vershy versh
Well-known member
It didn't happen this week, but...
Police reported that a 22-year-old man who became jealous that his 18-year-old girlfriend was talking to another man in the Wilsons Arms, went outside and threw a brick in the air, which landed on his own head.
He then tried to set fire to himself. He was arrested for breaching the peace.
Police reported that a 22-year-old man who became jealous that his 18-year-old girlfriend was talking to another man in the Wilsons Arms, went outside and threw a brick in the air, which landed on his own head.
He then tried to set fire to himself. He was arrested for breaching the peace.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Cheshunt railway tracks Land Rover driver jailed for 10 years
Kieron Francis was fleeing police in a Land Rover when he smashed through level crossing barriers.
www.bbc.com