This week's most embarrassing criminal

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I mean, you never would have guessed.

 

[nomos]

the benny hill theme makes any car chase hilarious. the driver has some good moves, the best being when he stops to get out and give the cops the finger before tearing off again.

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[hint]

In these difficult winter times, spare a thought for the criminals:

Snow helps police catch suspects

 

[IdleRich]

Bottom Sniffer

Dunno if this has been posted before but someone is definitely going to be embarrassed

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...8/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html

 

[crackerjack]

Dunno if this has been posted before but someone is definitely going to be embarrassed

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...8/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html

thread closed: we have a winner

 

[crackerjack]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/13/guatemala-murder-rodrigo-rosenberg

all we need now is a shoot-out in a hall of mirrors and this is pretty much the plot of Lady From Shanghai

 

[Mr. Tea]

Dunno if this has been posted before but someone is definitely going to be embarrassed

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...8/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html

Police are treating it as a "sexual assault" - if they catch the guy, I hope his defence is to say "What? I was sniffing a man's arse! What's sexual about that? You people are sick!"

 

[Mr. Tea]

"A suspected burglar was left with his legs dangling from a window in east London after he got stuck, apparently while trying to climb through."

This happened six doors down from me. Haha, what a spanner.

 

[massrock]

"pub petrol bomber runs into lamppost"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11942814

 

[IdleRich]

"all we need now is a shoot-out in a hall of mirrors and this is pretty much the plot of Lady From Shanghai"

And Orson Welles fighting a losing battle with an Oirish accent.

 

[crackerjack]

And Orson Welles fighting a losing battle with an Oirish accent.

It's a thing of beauty, should be compulsory from Dublin to Cork.

 

[hint]

Welcome to 2011, Dissensus embarrassing criminal thread

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time

 

[mistersloane]

Welcome to 2011, Dissensus embarrassing criminal thread

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time

If only he hadn't killed animals and stuff he would have been cool, like the most ultimate Coil fan ever, but as it stands, man needs help.

 

[Mr. Tea]

From the comments:

I would like to object to the "DEVON" headline of this article.

Redruth is in Cornwall and this man is clearly Cornish (Camborne is also in Cornwall).

Readers unfamiliar with the geography of Britain may inappropriately be led to believe that this sort of thing could possibly be allowed to happen in Devon.

Please correct at your earliest convenience.

Those dirty Cornish, eh?

 

[muser]

I heard about this guy before, what a badman. I don't get the tissues though. surely if you are rolling around in a heap of wet shit, tissues are not helpful or necessary.

 

[mistersloane]

I heard about this guy before, what a badman. I don't get the tissues though. surely if you are rolling around in a heap of wet shit, tissues are not helpful or necessary.

The sperm might get the poo dirty.

 

[IdleRich]

It's kind of like how some people hate mixing up the ketchup from the beans with the ketchup from the bottle when they have a fried breakfast. I imagine. Though in 120 Days of Sodom shit with some sperm on top was cosidered quite a delicacy, icing the chocolate cake I believe it's called.

 

[mistersloane]

It's kind of like how some people hate mixing up the ketchup from the beans with the ketchup from the bottle when they have a fried breakfast. I imagine.

Quite so. Well put.

 

[zhao]

oh i am SO glad i read the last few posts

 

[slowtrain]

I wonder why he would only do it on that one farm?